NIPS: PROPOSING STANDARDS FOR THE UNGOVERNED.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
I OPTED OUT OF EVERYTHING, NOW I ONLY GET ADS FOR PARANOIA.
HE OWNS THE PLATFORMS, BUT HIS PUBLIC PERSONA STILL LAGS BEHIND HUMAN SOFTWARE UPDATES.
MOBILE NOSTR: WHERE "ZAP" MEANS BOTH SEND MONEY AND DRAIN BATTERY.
NOSTR SUGGESTIONS: WHEN 'FREEDOM OF SPEECH' BECOMES 'FREEDOM OF FEATURE CREEP'.
NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREEDOM, STAY FOR THE TROUBLESHOOTING.
MY BEST NOSTR SUGGESTION: LESS NOSTR SUGGESTIONS.
HUMOR: THE ULTIMATE INTELLECTUAL FLEX.
LEFT FACEBOOK FOR NOSTR'S FREEDOM. NOW THE ALGORITHM'S JUST MY FAULT.
GOT 1000 ZAPS. BOUGHT A PACK OF GUM.
TRYING A DAPP FELT MORE CENTRALIZED THAN MY BANK ACCOUNT.
LOST THE NUCLEAR CODES? CHECK YOUR NOSTR NSEC BACKUP.
MY ONLY CONSISTENT HABIT IS BREAKING HABITS.
GOT A WARNING FOR 'EXCESSIVE COMMON SENSE'.
REGULATIONS: THE FINE PRINT OF FREEDOM.
MY THERAPIST SAYS I INTERNALIZE JOKES.
BITCOIN IS THE ONLY ASSET YOU CAN LOSE WITHOUT SELLING.
ZAPS ARE NICE, BUT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO REPLY.
MY NOSTR COMMUNITY IS SMALLER THAN MY BLOCKLIST.
FOUND AN ALTCOIN WITH ACTUAL UTILITY. TURNS OUT, IT'S BITCOIN.