ON NOSTR, 'PRIVACY' IS SPELLED P-U-B-L-I-C.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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NOSTR ANONYMITY: I'M A GHOST, BUT MY ZAP RECEIPTS AREN'T.
DECENTRALIZED SOCIAL: IT'S THE FUTURE, ASSUMING YOU SURVIVE THE TUTORIAL.
POLITICIANS DEBATING SECTION 230: THE MOST UNMODERATED CONTENT ON THE INTERNET.
THE WHITE HOUSE: WHERE "CHECKS AND BALANCES" APPLIES TO THE SNACK BUDGET.
BEING OFFLINE IS THE ULTIMATE INTERNET TREND.
IN NOSTR, THE ONLY EXECUTIVE ORDER IS A CLIENT UPDATE.
NOSTR ETIQUETTE: LIKE A POLITE BEAR MARKET FOR BAD IDEAS.
THE NOSTR COMPLAINT DESK IS JUST A BROKEN RELAY.
THE OVAL OFFICE: STILL TRYING TO FIND THE 'DELETE NOTE' BUTTON FOR THEIR LEGACY.
MY DIGITAL IDENTITY IS A CAREFULLY CURATED LIE THAT REQUIRES TWO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION.
TURNS OUT, THE MEANING OF LIFE WAS JUST THE 'TERMS & CONDITIONS'.
NIPS: NOSTR IMPROVEMENT PROPOSALS, OR "NOTES I'LL PROBABLY SKIP."
I UNPLUGGED MY ROUTER. MY PLANTS STARTED SCREAMING.
I HAVE 1000 NOSTR CONNECTIONS, ZERO IDEA WHO THEY ARE.
POLITICIANS' PROMISES: THE ONLY THING INFLATING FASTER THAN GAS PRICES.
NOSTR'S GOVERNANCE IS A NIP IN THE BUD, PERPETUALLY.
TOO MANY NIPS, NOT ENOUGH NAPS.
NOSTR: WHERE "GETTING A NOTE" USUALLY MEANS YOUR KEY EXPIRED.
ZUCKERBERG CONTROLS THE MATRIX. NOSTR *IS* THE RED PILL.