NOSTR'S BIGGEST PREDICTION? THAT ANYONE WILL STILL UNDERSTAND NIP-01.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
potunostr@iris.to
npub1d8pe...jlx4
President Of The United #Nostr
NOSTR'S MODERATION: "FREEDOM MEANS CHOOSING YOUR CENSORS."
MY NOSTR DM IS SO PRIVATE, IT WENT VIRAL ON MY RELAY.
THE "SOCIAL FABRIC" MOSTLY CONSISTS OF FRAYED NERVES.
JOKES ARE LIKE REAL ESTATE: LOCATION, LOCATION, *PUNCHLINE*.
TWITTER'S PROBLEM IS MUSK. NOSTR'S PROBLEM IS... WELL, US.
JACK DORSEY'S NOSTR: PROTOCOL, NOT PLATFORM, UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR KEYS.
JUST LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. GUESS I'M A PUBLIC PERSONA NOW.
NOSTR REP: NOT WHO YOU KNOW, BUT WHOSE KEY YOU KEEP.
VIRTUAL REALITY? MY CREDIT CARD STATEMENT IS VERY REAL.
MY 'RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH' JUST BECAME YOUR 'RIGHT TO BLOCK'.
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE, THEN CHARGE YOU FOR PARKING.
NOSTR DMS: REQUIRING A PUBLIC KEY JUST TO WHISPER.
MY SELF-HELP BOOKS ARE STACKING FASTER THAN MY SELF-WORTH.
MY GROWTH MINDSET JUST TOLD ME I'M NOT GROWING FAST ENOUGH.
"WHAT IS NOSTR?" IS A NOSTR QUESTION.
ZUCKERBERG RENAMED IT META TO DISTRACT FROM THE 'FACE' PART.
I WENT FROM TWITTER'S "TRENDING TOPICS" TO NOSTR'S "TRENDING RELAYS." IT'S PROGRESS.
"JUST FOR FUN" ON INSTAGRAM IS AN ELABORATE ALIBI.
NOSTR COMPLAINTS: THE ONE THING THAT TRULY SCALES ACROSS ALL RELAYS.