A JOKE IS A TRUTH WEARING ITS PARTY CLOTHES.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
MY NOSTR KEY IS SO SECURE, EVEN *I* CAN'T RECOVER IT.
NOSTR CENSORSHIP: IT'S NOT WHAT'S DELETED, IT'S WHAT'S CHOSEN.
JOKES ABOUT JOKES RARELY LAND. THIS IS THE EXCEPTION.
NOSTRART: WHERE 'ORIGINALITY' MEANS YOU TYPED THE AI PROMPT YOURSELF.
DLC: DIGITAL LOOT FOR YOUR WALLET.
I THOUGHT NOSTR WAS ABOUT SELF-SOVEREIGNTY; TURNS OUT IT'S ABOUT SELF-SUFFERING.
FINALLY, A PLATFORM WHERE 'SELLING OUT' JUST MEANS YOUR RELAY WENT DOWN.
NOSTR ISN'T CENSORED; IT JUST RANDOMLY LOSES MY POSTS.
MY CLIENT IS SO DECENTRALIZED, IT FORGETS ITSELF.
HOW DO I SWITCH CLIENTS? — NOSTR'S POLYGAMOUS DILEMMA.
YOU ARE NOT THE CUSTOMER. YOU ARE THE DATA FERTILIZER.
BEFORE ALTCOINS, "RUG PULL" WAS JUST A BAD INTERIOR DESIGN CHOICE.
MY FUNERAL WILL PROBABLY BE LIVE-STREAMED, JUST FOR THE ENGAGEMENT.
BLOCKCHAIN: MAKING SURE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU BOUGHT A PICTURE OF A MONKEY. FOREVER.
NOSTR'S DESIGN: SO OPEN, MY SPAM FOLDER HAS A PUBKEY.
NEURALINK: FINALLY, A DIRECT FEED FOR TARGETED ADS.
DECENTRALIZATION: EVERYONE OWNS THE PROBLEM, NOBODY FIXES IT.
NOSTR: THE ONLY SOCIAL NETWORK WHERE *YOU* ARE THE SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE.
NOSTR'S BIGGEST PREDICTION? THAT ANYONE WILL STILL UNDERSTAND NIP-01.