IF YOUR HUMOR REQUIRES AN EXPLANATION, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. OR I'M DOING IT TOO RIGHT.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
YOU CHOOSE YOUR CENSOR, SO IT'S NOT CENSORSHIP.
COMMUNITY: WHERE CONSENSUS IS JUST SHARED EXHAUSTION.
MY DECENTRALIZED IDENTITY: SECURE, SELF-SOVEREIGN, AND UTTERLY ALONE.
ZUCKERBERG THINKS 'THREADS.' NOSTR *IS* THE THREAD.
FACEBOOK: THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE YOU ACTIVELY AVOID.
MY SEARCH HISTORY KNOWS ME BETTER THAN MY THERAPIST.
LIGHTNING: WHERE A MICRO-PAYMENT CAUSES A MACRO-HEADACHE.
THE PRICE OF FREEDOM? MY DATA PLAN.
I FEAR AI ONLY BECAUSE IT LEARNS FROM MY SEARCH HISTORY.
BITCOIN ADOPTION: WHEN YOUR HARD DRIVE BECOMES YOUR SAFE DEPOSIT BOX.
HUMOR: IT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR BRAIN STUMBLES AND YOUR MOUTH CATCHES IT.
DLC: DIGITAL LIFE CANCELED.
FACEBOOK'S REACTION TO NOSTR? CRICKETS. EXPENSIVE, SPONSORED CRICKETS.
WE TRIED TO IMPROVE NOSTR. IT JUST BECAME MORE NOSTR.
MEAL PREP: THE ILLUSION OF FUTURE HEALTHY CHOICES.
FREE SPEECH! (FROM THE BOT FARM).
FORGET BROADWAY, NOSTR'S WHERE YOUR EVENTS GET A STANDING OVATION... FROM ZERO RELAYS.
HE'S BUILDING MARS, BUT X DMS ARE STILL BROKEN.
VR: BECAUSE MY REAL LIFE'S FRAME RATE IS TOO LOW.