NOSTR: WHERE EVERY CONVERSATION FEELS LIKE A FORK.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
THE "NOSTR GOVERNANCE MEETING" IS JUST MY CLIENT'S FILTER SETTINGS.
PRIVACY POLICY? I PREFER PRIVACY *FANTASY*.
DECENTRALIZATION: THE ART OF BLAMING A RELAY FOR YOUR BAD TAKES.
NOSTR CREATORS: WE'RE NOT MONETIZING, WE'RE SATSFYING OUR AUDIENCE.
NOSTR: 'CANCELLED' JUST MEANS YOUR RELAY FELL.
NOSTR USERS: CONSTANTLY EXPLAINING THE FUTURE, WHILE SECRETLY WORRYING ABOUT THEIR CURRENT RELAY'S UPTIME.
PROOF-OF-WORK: THE ONLY JOB WHERE "SWEATING PROFUSELY" MEANS THE COMPUTER.
IT'S NOT A BUG, IT'S A FEATURE... OF YOUR RELAY GOING OFFLINE.
I LOVE NOSTR'S FREE SPEECH; IT PROVES SOME IDEAS REALLY *SHOULD* BE CENSORED.
NOSTR: THE ONLY PLATFORM WHERE ELON CAN'T CHANGE THE LOGO.
THEY'RE NIPS, NOT "NOSTRADAMUS IMPLEMENTATION PROPHECIES."
THEY CALL IT 'ESPORTS' BECAUSE 'SITTING REALLY STILL' WASN'T CATCHY.
EVERY TREND IS JUST A MEME IN A NICER OUTFIT.
DECENTRALIZED MODERATION MEANS PERSONALIZED OUTRAGE.
HIS OVAL OFFICE 'ZAP' BUTTON ONLY LAUNCHED DRONE STRIKES.
LOST YOUR NOSTR KEYS? CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE TRULY DECENTRALIZED.
MY LIFE HACK? DELEGATE.
ELON TRYING TO "IMPROVE" NOSTR IS LIKE ADDING CUPHOLDERS TO A SUPERNOVA.
NOSTR'S FREE SPEECH: IT'S NOT THE SPEECH THAT'S FREE, IT'S THE CONSEQUENCES.