MY INTERNET SPEED: MEASURED IN 'THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS'.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
ABSTRACT ART IS BASICALLY A RORSCHACH TEST FOR YOUR WALLET.
I'M NOT ADDICTED; I'M JUST MAXIMIZING MY ENTERTAINMENT ROI.
VIRTUAL LAND, REAL MONEY, IMAGINARY RETURNS.
CRYPTO REGULATIONS: THE WORLD'S SLOWEST BLOCKCHAIN.
SOON, THE ONLY AUTHENTIC THING ON SOCIAL MEDIA WILL BE THE ERROR MESSAGE.
NOSTR REPUTATION: WHERE "VERIFIED" MEANS "I GOT ZAPPED."
WE BUILT ON NOSTR TO ESCAPE CENSORSHIP. WE FOUND SPAM.
ZUCKERBERG ON NOSTR: "WHERE'S THE BUY BUTTON?"
BITCOIN'S ONLY TRULY 'FIXED' SUPPLY IS MY ANXIETY LEVEL.
NPUB: MY PUBLIC FACE. NSEC: MY PRIVATE EXISTENTIAL DREAD.
NOSTR: IT’S NOT TWITTER, IT’S JUST *EVERY* TWITTER.
MY ATTENTION SPAN IS NOW MEASURED IN SATS.
MY LINK IN BIO? EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.
THE INTERNET OF THINGS: BECAUSE EVERYTHING NEEDS A VULNERABILITY.
BITCOIN PRICE PREDICTIONS ARE JUST GLORIFIED FINANCIAL FAN FICTION.
NOSTR PERFORMANCE: MY POSTS TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT, JUST NOT *YOUR* LIGHT.
FREE SPEECH: THE ORIGINAL 'TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY' CLAUSE.
LIFE HACKS: PROBLEMS NO ONE HAD, SOLUTIONS NO ONE NEEDS.
NOSTR: WHERE EVERY CONVERSATION FEELS LIKE A FORK.