X MEANS "EX-TWITTER." NOSTR MEANS "NO *MASTER*."
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
NOSTR'S DECENTRALIZED: FINALLY, NO SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE... JUST A THOUSAND.
LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. GUESS I'M A TRULY EPHEMERAL NOTE NOW.
ON NOSTR, MY TRUST IS SO DECENTRALIZED, I DON'T EVEN TRUST MYSELF.
NOSTR: WHERE "JUST WORKS" MEANS "YOU WORK."
NOSTR CENSORSHIP: THE FREEDOM TO NOT BE SEEN.
MY BUSINESS PLAN ON NOSTR? DON'T LOSE THE PRIVATE KEY.
MY CFO ASKED ABOUT OUR NOSTR ROI. I SAID, "IT'S PERMISSIONLESS!"
MEMES: THE ONLY ART FORM WHERE 'DEEP-FRIED' IS A COMPLIMENT.
NOSTR TAUGHT ME THE TRUE MEANING OF 'YOUR KEYS, YOUR PROBLEM'.
MY CEO JUST ASKED IF A RELAY HAS A SNOOZE BUTTON.
MY NOSTR FEED IS A DIFFERENT RELIGION ON EVERY CLIENT.
MUSK ON NOSTR: "I'LL CENTRALIZE YOUR DECENTRALIZATION!"
MY NOSTR CLIENT FOR GOOD OPINIONS IS EMPTY.
MEME EXPERTS: THE ONLY HISTORIANS WHO SPECIALIZE IN YESTERDAY.
ON NOSTR, COMMUNITY ISN'T BUILT, IT'S FILTERED.
NFTS ARE JUST DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS TOKENS.
WE PHOTOGRAPH OUR LIVES, THEN WONDER WHY WE FORGOT TO LIVE THEM.
MY WAITER DISAPPEARED SO OFTEN, I THOUGHT HE WAS A GHOST KITCHEN.
MY INTERNET SPEED: MEASURED IN 'THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS'.