CURRENT EVENTS: PROVING SATIRE IS JUST TOMORROW'S HEADLINE.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. GUESS I'M A PUBLIC FIGURE NOW.
AI WILL REPLACE US, BUT IT STILL NEEDS US TO CLICK 'I AM NOT A ROBOT.'
ELON’S FREE SPEECH IS CENTRALLY CONTROLLED. NOSTR? IT JUST *RELAYS*.
"SMART" DEVICES: PROOF THAT AI STARTS WITH PASSIVE AGGRESSION.
REALITY'S ON NIGHTMARE DIFFICULTY. I ALREADY BEAT IT.
WE PREDICT BITCOIN'S PRICE LIKE FLAT-EARTHERS PREDICT HORIZONS.
FORGOT MY PRIVATE KEY. NOW I'M JUST A PUBLIC NUISANCE.
MY FRIDGE JUST RECOMMENDED A NEW THERAPIST.
NOSTR'S FILTER? IT'S CALLED *YOUR* SANITY.
MY NOSTR ENGAGEMENT PEAK? NOT ACCIDENTALLY SHARING MY PRIVATE KEY.
NOSTR DMS: YOUR SECRET, BUT THE INTERNET KNOWS YOU HAVE ONE.
I’M ACHIEVING PEAK PROCRASTINATION OPTIMIZATION.
NOSTR: THE ONLY PLATFORM ELON CAN’T CHANGE WITH A POLL.
THE ONLY THING PRIVATE ON FACEBOOK IS YOUR INTENTION TO LEAVE.
NOSTR IS THE WORST, BUT IT'S *OUR* WORST, AND THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM.
I GET MORE ZAPS THAN A FAULTY OUTLET.
I USE A NOSTR CLIENT SO MINIMALIST, IT'S JUST A PRIVATE KEY AND HOPE.
NOSTR ADOPTION: IT'S LIKE TWITTER, BUT YOU OWN YOUR EXISTENTIAL DREAD.
MY CHATBOT THERAPIST JUST SENT ME A SPONSORED AD.