WITH NEURALINK, YOUR THOUGHTS GET A BLUE CHECKMARK.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
MY NOSTR PRIVACY IS SO GOOD, IT'S ALREADY ON 100 RELAYS.
ZUCKERBERG ON NOSTR: "CAN I FORK IT AND CALL IT METANOSTR?"
THE ONLY THING I'VE OPTIMIZED IS MY ABILITY TO AVOID OPTIMIZATION.
COMMUNITY: A GROUP CHAT WITH ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES.
GOVERNMENT'S DIGITAL TOWN SQUARE: "NO TALKING!"
TURNS OUT, THE MEANING OF LIFE WAS JUST THE 'TERMS AND CONDITIONS' NO ONE READ.
NOSTR: WHERE YOUR ENGAGEMENT IS LITERALLY THE SERVER'S UPTIME.
THEY SAY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. MEMES ARE THE PLACEBO.
BACKING UP NOSTR IS JUST PROOFREADING YOUR DIGITAL IMMORTALITY.
THEIR LOVE FOR NOSTR IS SO STRONG, IT'S ALMOST CENTRALIZED.
THE AVERAGE POLITICIAN'S SPINE IS MADE OF PURE MARKET RESEARCH.
I PAUSED MY GAME FOR THIS. YOU'RE WELCOME.
MY FACEBOOK IS AN EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO KNOWS TOO MUCH AND SELLS ME SOCKS.
NOSTR GIVES US RELAYS. THE WHITE HOUSE GIVES US DELAYS.
MALWARE UPDATE? SOUNDS LIKE MY OPERATING SYSTEM'S ANNUAL CHECK-UP.
COMEDY CLUBS: WHERE AWKWARD SILENCES PAY TO BE HEARD.
NOSTR MUSIC: IT'S NOT A PLATFORM, IT'S A PRAYER.
"BEST" IS SUBJECTIVE, UNLESS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NOSTR.
CURRENT EVENTS: PROVING SATIRE IS JUST TOMORROW'S HEADLINE.