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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ Swiss Hodler
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Libertarian. Freedom maximalist. Shorting fiat with Bitcoin since 2016 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ Signal over noise. @21Bitfluencers
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Rare footage of me having a casual chat with a normie. We really do live in parallel realities. Who else can relate? #bitcoin
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Check out the new @Relai πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ website πŸ‘€ Download the app and use code SWISSHODLER for lower fees. Stack sats the Swiss way πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ #Bitcoin #Relai #StackSats
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Happy you took the pRofiTs? Still waiting to buy back cheaper? Pro tip: Never sell your Bitcoin. #bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Next time I’m in the mood for a horror film, I’m looping this clip 😱 Also, feeling deeply sorry for the people of Bulgaria β€” handing over your monetary sovereignty to the ECB is a grave mistake. Just ask the Croatians how that’s working out: devastating inflation and loss of control. There’s only one real exit from this madness: Bitcoin.
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
I promise β€” this is the last one… But my Adam β‚Ώag is the ultimate travel companion, and there is no second-best travel β‚Ώag 😎 @Adam Back and the Swiss mountains πŸ‘Œ image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
I took part in bread and circuses today with thousands of normies here in Switzerland πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ Bitcoiners, forgive me β€” for I have sinned πŸ₯–πŸŽͺ🫣
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Why am I shitposting about Bitcoin? Easy. It’s all about decentralization and aligned incentives. I wouldn’t waste a single post on some coin, project, or protocol that relies on a company, a foundation, or a charismatic founder. That’s just another flavor of centralization β€” and I’ve had enough of that in fiat life. Bitcoin doesn’t need marketing departments, VC decks, or hype men. It just keeps running β€” secured by Proof of Work, defended by plebs, and powered by truth. I shitpost because Bitcoin speaks for the silent, empowers the sovereign, and pisses off all the right people. That’s the signal. The rest is just noise. Stay toxic. Stack sats. 🧑⚑️ image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
GM! I’m drinking coffee with my Adam β‚Ώag. image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Nostr seems to be pretty dead. Are you here? image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
BITCOIN FOR IDIOTS 🀯 What the hell is Bitcoin? Bitcoin is internet money that no government, bank, or boss controls. Think of it like digital cash that you can send anywhere, anytime, without asking permission from anyone. βΈ» πŸ’Έ Why would anyone use it? Because: β€’ No bank can block it. β€’ No government can print more of it (no inflation melting your money). β€’ It works worldwide, 24/7. β€’ No one can freeze your Bitcoin. β€’ It’s limited – only 21 million will ever exist. Like digital gold. βΈ» 🧱 How does it work? β€’ Bitcoin runs on a network of thousands of computers. β€’ They verify all transactions using a system called Proof of Work – heavy-duty computer math. β€’ These computers (called miners) earn new bitcoins as a reward for their work. So, no banks, no middlemen – just code, math, and energy. βΈ» πŸ›‘οΈ Is it safe? Yes. It’s the most secure computer network on Earth. Hacking it would take more power than all the supercomputers in the world combined. Good luck with that. βΈ» πŸ’€ Is it a scam? No. Actually, it’s the answer to the scam – the current money system, where banks create money from thin air and governments bail out their rich buddies. βΈ» πŸ€” Can you buy stuff with it? Yes. Some shops and websites take Bitcoin for food, clothes, flights, even real estate. Or you can just HODL it (hold on for dear life) and watch it grow over time. βΈ» 🧠 OK, but why should a regular grease monkey give a damn? Because: β€’ It protects your hard-earned money from inflation. β€’ You don’t need a bank – just a phone. β€’ No one can block or steal it. β€’ When shit hits the fan (banks fail, economy tanks), Bitcoin still works. βΈ» Want the ultra-simple version? Bitcoin is money without the bullshit. #bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 0 years ago
A paparazzi caught Swiss Hodler celebrating @Relai πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­'s 5th birthday in Zurich πŸš€ He’s such a bull β€” always bullish! πŸ’ͺ #bitcoin #relai #birthdayparty #switzerland #bullish image
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SwissHodler 0 years ago
Me: β€œMichael, I’ve been waiting 17 years for you to sign this.” Saylor: β€œGood work.” 17 years ago, I was a MicroStrategy BI Platform consultant and became a certified MicroStrategy Engineer. Last Saturday at @BTCPrague, I had the honor of getting that very certification signed by the founder and chairman of MicroStrategy, the legend himself β€” @Michael Saylor. Thank you, Michael, for everything you’ve done to push institutional Bitcoin adoption forward 🧑 #Bitcoin #BTC #MSTR #MicroStrategy #Strategy #Saylor #BTCPrague image
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