Swiss Hodlering 🗻🇨🇭

Still paying taxes, trusting banks, and voting? Cute 😍 You're playing by rules written by people who don't play fair. You save in a currency they print. You work harder while they press a button. You vote harder, hoping for change — while the system stays exactly the same. You trust banks that gamble with your money, and governments that promise everything, then deliver inflation. What’s YOUR plan for leaving the Matrix? Because if you don’t have one, they already won. Freedom isn’t handed to you — it’s something you take back. Start with Bitcoin. It’s not just an investment. It’s a peaceful revolution. It’s your exit from a broken system. Learn it. Stack it. Use it. And unplug — before it’s too late.

The new euro bills are out — finally filled with honest illustrations.

The school system was never meant to create independent thinkers. It was designed to produce obedient workers who follow orders, memorize state-approved “truths,” and depend on government systems to survive. They don’t teach you how money works. They don’t teach self-sovereignty, critical thinking, or real-world resilience. They teach submission. They prepare you for a fiat job, fiat debt, and fiat distractions. Bitcoin fixes this. It forces you to think critically, to take responsibility, to save for the long term. It rewards discipline, not obedience. It operates outside their system—borderless, permissionless, and incorruptible. When you start stacking sats and understanding how fiat steals your time, you begin to deprogram yourself. You realize: you don’t need them. You just need time, proof of work, and a network that respects freedom. School made you a subject. Bitcoin makes you sovereign. #bitcoin

School was never about learning. It was about obedience. Fiat slaves don’t question orders. #bitcoin fixes this.

Advice for the younger generation: listen to the words of wisdom.

If you don’t get it, I don’t have time to try to convince you, sorry. #bitcoin

GM and happy ATH at $121k 🚀🚀🚀 #bitcoin #ath #bitcoinath

Rare footage of me having a casual chat with a normie. We really do live in parallel realities. Who else can relate? #bitcoin

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GM! $120k by the end of the day? #bitcoin

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Take control. Hold your keys. Stay sovereign. #bitcoin #trezor

Next time I’m in the mood for a horror film, I’m looping this clip 😱 Also, feeling deeply sorry for the people of Bulgaria — handing over your monetary sovereignty to the ECB is a grave mistake. Just ask the Croatians how that’s working out: devastating inflation and loss of control. There’s only one real exit from this madness: Bitcoin.

I promise — this is the last one… But my Adam ₿ag is the ultimate travel companion, and there is no second-best travel ₿ag 😎 @npub1qg8j...24kw and the Swiss mountains 👌

I took part in bread and circuses today with thousands of normies here in Switzerland 🇨🇭 Bitcoiners, forgive me — for I have sinned 🥖🎪🫣

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Why am I shitposting about Bitcoin? Easy. It’s all about decentralization and aligned incentives. I wouldn’t waste a single post on some coin, project, or protocol that relies on a company, a foundation, or a charismatic founder. That’s just another flavor of centralization — and I’ve had enough of that in fiat life. Bitcoin doesn’t need marketing departments, VC decks, or hype men. It just keeps running — secured by Proof of Work, defended by plebs, and powered by truth. I shitpost because Bitcoin speaks for the silent, empowers the sovereign, and pisses off all the right people. That’s the signal. The rest is just noise. Stay toxic. Stack sats. 🧡⚡️

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