Happy Xmas, plebs 🧡 #bitcoin

You can and should do as much good for Bitcoin as possible, but remember: Bitcoin doesn't care.

Back in 2017, researchers at the Bank of Finland called Bitcoin something unusual: a revolutionary monopoly protocol. Their point was simple. You can’t really regulate it because no one is in charge. The rules are baked in, and no central authority gets to change them. They also noted that transaction fees aren’t dictated by miners or any central body. Users decide what they’re willing to pay, which makes top-down control basically impossible. That’s the core of Bitcoin’s resilience. Consensus, not permission, keeps the network running and protects it from being bent, captured, or shut down.

Lessons learned in real life: Never be passionate about a company if it’s not yours. Only be passionate about Bitcoin.

Lessons learned the hard way in life: Never be passionate about a company you don’t own. Only Bitcoin deserves conviction.

$2.6B on OnlyFans = fiat brain rot. High time preference. Instant gratification. No proof of work. No future. Bitcoin is patience weaponized. Buy Bitcoin instead.

As I’m poor as fck in this clown-world fiat system and can’t stack as much Bitcoin as I’d like, I’m auctioning off my @Relai 🇨🇭 Satoshi ice hockey jersey - one of the cleanest pieces of Bitcoin merch out there. This is a personal sale; highest bidder takes it. What’s it worth to you? P.S. If you’re stacking in the meantime, code SWISSHODLER gives you 10% off Relai fees 💙

GM! Actual footage of a shitcoiner finding out:

This was the last time I ever walked into a bank to ask permission to use my own money. That was the day I became my own bank. You can do the same with a @BitBox 🇨🇭 Use code SWISSHODLER for 5% off your Swiss-made hardware wallet:

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These anti-ram bollards - the kind you usually see at German Christmas markets - have now made it to Switzerland. Thank you, clown world, for these beautiful ‘necessities’ in the brave new Europe 🤡🌎 This is probably one of those things even Bitcoin can’t fix…

This explains why Solana is gay AF 😂

Your government hates you.

This is what Proof of Work looks like. My daughter @TeenHodler and I have a weekly routine of going to the gym and doing squats, pull-ups, bench presses, and deadlifts. After the workout, we eat a healthy meal with lots of protein 💪 Bitcoin is not only about stacking sats like a madman. It’s also about longevity and a healthy, strong body.

Do you agree?

This is why the EU sucks so much.

Here in Europe, we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. But I am celebrating Zero Fucks Giving Day. Zero fucks given about inflation eating into everyone’s savings. Zero fucks given about politicians delivering hollow speeches while the system stays broken. Zero fucks given about a monetary model built on debt, distortion, and endless money printing. Today, I’m giving thanks to the one thing that doesn’t take from me: Bitcoin. It doesn’t ask for permission. Doesn’t need a bailout. Doesn’t bend to anyone’s agenda. Block after block - pure proof of work. So I’ll be stacking sats and celebrating the only money that still plays by honest rules. Happy Zero Fucks Giving Day. #Bitcoin

IT wisdom of the day 👨‍💻 Technical debt is like government debt: Everyone pretends it’s under control… until suddenly it isn’t. Ignore it long enough and you’ll spend all your time paying interest instead of building anything real.

TRUE STORY: I literally just sold a chair for CHF 120 and bought Bitcoin on @Relai 🇨🇭 💙 You can do the same: Use code SWISSHODLER for 10% off fees 🚀

They told you “crypto” was the future. VC ponzis, premines, paid influencers, Discord dumps. Turns out it was just a pink bubble of shitcoins and exit scams. Bitcoin is the only thing that mattered. It still is. It always will be. Everything else? 💩 On-chain garbage with a marketing budget. Tick tock. #Bitcoin doesn’t care. The rest? Heading straight to irrelevance - or jail.

Don’t trust, verify. #bitcoin