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German for beginners, lesson one (must know) "Das ist Verboten" - This is prohibited

Alright enough 🤡 🌎 politics for one day. Moving on to other things.

I still remember the day Angela took Ursula to her first Bilderberg meeting. She's come a long way since then. True story.

Irgendwer muss ja für den Mist bezahlen.... 🇩🇪

Imagine working until you're 70... Hopefully you'll die quickly after that so you're not a pension burden for the State.

When I came to Germany to be around the family I figured I'd go back to Spain. 2.5 years later I'm starting to think that Spain wont be good enough. By the time I can leave again it will probably South America or Asia. Most likely some poor country so I'm left alone with my way of living my life.

Government in awe trying to figure out why there is still knife stabbings happening in "weapon free zones". Apparently putting up signs doesn't sovle the problem. You know what helps solving the problem? Giving people a license to carry a firearm so they can defend themselves when someone, who doesn't even speak the language, assaults them with a knife.

Meanwhile in Germany 🇩🇪 #meme #nostrmemes

🇪🇺 * Digital ID and wallet * Digital EUR - CBDC * Digital drivers license * Digital vaccination certificates * Digital age verification for social media * Digital this and that and something else. But when you ask them "when are we getting tamperproof digital elections with real-time polling data and instant, unchangeable results" the answer is still "No can do. You know, not everyone has a smartphone. Yeah... odd how that works. Or doesn't work.

Who the fuck brought back Angela Merkel?

Meanwhile in Germany 🇩🇪

We asked 5 people about their opinion, 4 work for the regulating body of the EU.

Children’s protection online is high priority for 92% of Europeans | Shaping Europe’s digital future

A strong continuing trend has emerged across Europe: 92% of Europeans consider the need to further strengthen children and young people’s protect...

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That didn't take long... #meme #nostrmemes #1vpns

One day I'll post the entire collection. #meme #nostrmemes