I feel like I'm at a work seminar. This is the most uninspired keynote so far. Not even pandering with price predictions.

When you realize how much of a failure you are... You make this face. In front of @HODL no less. Glorious.

This just in... The Trump family doesn't understand what a "maxi" is.... View quoted note →

I'm just gonna say it... The Trump sons are such try-hards No one believes their claims that they were early in the bitcoin space. They're still hawking their bullshit DeFi coins. Get fucked with this shit.

PSA - If you watch the #Bitcoin2025 live stream on youtube and read the live chat - Your brain will melt out of your ears. Wow are there so many retards on this planet. You have been warned.

Does anyone take #coinbase seriously at this point? I see their ads on the livestream, their Execs on stage and I'm just like... Are we endorsing these clowns?

Today seems as appropriate a day as any to rock my #nostr socks. They've been waiting patiently for such an occasion. They're quite comfortable. #zapsforsoles