Who else has no fiat so they have to "sell the dip" to live? 😅🤣

Apparently Facebook marketplace doesn't allow crypto or bitcoin to be used on their platform. We are so winning here on Nostr! 😎

I wish I could talk like his wife, but right now we're needing to spend sats as we're finishing up my husband's latest book, and he can't work for fiat and edit at the same time, and I don't have a way of making foat at all. But soon you'll be able to get, "How to build deeply authentic relationships with yourself and others", both for fiat and sats! 😃 View quoted note →

I just saw a clip of someone trying to keep their 4 month old entertained with a bunch of different colorful toys... I'm over here letting him play with his blanket, the rings sling, and recently, the wipes packaging, and a tortilla package turned inside out and closed (so he can't get his head in it or have the print come off app over him.) He's having a blast! He also gets daddy playtime with usually includes flying and tickels, and mommy playtime that usually includes standing and walking and tickels 🤗

I've been keeping my hair out of my sons hands lately so it doesn't get pulled and hurts... well, my engagement ring just got caught in my hair as I moved it through it to lay down, AND PULLED IT 😖😭 🤣 I see why a lot of new moms cut their hair shorter 🤣

Last night I was making a noises song to my son, and found myself wanting to end it with .. lalalalalalala, bitcoin! 🤣 There's still time, we wonder if we can get his first word to be bitcoin 🤔🤣

If someone chooses black invitations for their wedding, they blackmail their entire guest list 🤣🤣🤣

What's your best version of this insult? The original: Why are you crying like a little bitch? My option: Why are you crying like an entitled black lady who got her EBT canceled? 😅 Yours: ? (I'd never actually insult someone, but it's fun to play 😇😅🤣)

Jesus Christ is God and man and the only way to the father. He is Lord of my life. He is also my best friend.

Why has the Amethyst "make a post" bubble stopped working? Either nothing happens or it clicks on the post behind it. After having tried for maybe 30 clicks, scrolling up and down, reopening the app, and then giving it one last try, I was finally able to write this post. Help! 🥺

The only reason to buy gold instead of bitcoin is cause bitcoin can't be formed into a ring to represent a covenant commitment of holy matrimony. But any other situation, bitcoin is the only option 😎🤣

If a boy likes a girl, he will often pull her hair to indicate that he likes her. I have now figured out where this comes from. It's from baby boys grabbing their mom's hair, because he likes her, and if he grabs her hair, she'll HAVE TO stay close to him. So, if he wants a girl to stick around, why change what worked unless it stopps working? This is why Teenage boys have usually started trying different methods, cause they've learned that holding girls hostages by their hair isn't actually appropriate. My 4.5 month old son has NOT learned this, and to him, holding my hair actually works for him. 🙄🤣😅😬

When reading something you thought you didn't need to read, and don't want to read, but you need to get through it to move on to what you want to do, and it's really annoying, having a piece of baguette that you can rip pieces off of and dip in some ranch and eat is a great way to get through it. It helps release some of the annyed tension 😎🤣 (Also taking a break to write on Nostr helps 😅)

Whenever we go on a trip, I have very limited internet, and I've been busy while we're been at the coffee shops lately, and I've really missed Nostr, hence the multiple posts in a row right now. I'm cluster posting.... Does that mean I'm about to grow? 🤔🤣 (Unapologetic new mom here - My associations will probably be baby related for a while.😇😎🤣)

My husband is interacting with ChatGPT and learning the structures of reality, as he does 😎🥰 He's mine, you can't have him! But you can buy his books and learn a bit of the wisdom he collects 🤗

Sitting at a coffee shop and a group of old people next to us got up to leave and stopped to admire our son first. We got to talking and revealed that we are authors, and one of the guys said, "Oh, I thought you guys were the IRS or CIA and eavsdropping and we'd get in trouble." 😅🤣 It was later revealed that he was Jewish, so my thought was... "Well, wouldn't that have made you our boss then, since 'da Jewz' rule the world?" 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hubby just got more coffe. Me: "I want pastries now, I can smell the coffee." The result of having grown up in a country of Fika, where coffee usually comes with pastries and cookies, so even if I don't like the taste or smell of coffee, it does give me a positive experience, or at least memories of positive experiences 🤣🤣

Gravity doesn't care who discovered it.

The first, and only, animal our son has touched is a fluffy mini horse. 🤔🤣 it was during a Christmas market. (Unless a relatives dog got close to him when I wasn't looking during Thanksgiving)

I got a birth mark last year 🤣 I had a c-section and gave birth to our son, and it left a mark, so obviously it's a birth mark 🤣🤣🤣🤣