Our son keeps doing things that remind me of cats. The latest is when he plays with my hand, he pulls it close with his hands while kicking it away with his feet... 😅🤣 I'm basically his pray that he's playing with before he eats it... 😬🤣

Ross Dress for Less reminds me of a Goodwill, only difference is that their clothes are preowned by stores instead of people, but it basically looks the same inside. 🤣

Woohoo, we finished making the paperback cover tonight for my husband's upcoming book, "How to Build Deeply Authentic Relationships with Yourself and Others". We considered publishing it but then realized we hadn't done the finishing touches of the actual book, so hopefully we can get that done tomorrow! So close!!!

Went to a Sam's club and saw an ICE worker. He was really packing 🤣

Well, that was a lot! When we arrived, I went straight to feed and change our sons diaper. He had pooped some but unfortunately, there was a bit of a pee leakage incident, so I washed his clothes in the sink. Then he eventually took a nap which was great! As I was then able to relax and get some me time. Then he woke up again, and when he started getting fussy, my husband mentioned that there was a smell and asked me to check it. I picked up our son, and realized he'd pooped again, more this time, and this time it had leaked out the top of the diaper and was all up his back! I took him with me to get a change, but realized his other clothes are still wet! I also couldn't lay him down, cause that would just spread poop all over the place! So, I had him standing, while I tried to awkwardly get the onesie off of him, pulling it down instead of over his head! I was able to let him lay on his tummy as that side was clean, so that helped a little. I tried to get a quick rinse of the onesie as I was right next to the sink, but they have automatic water here, so of course it refused to let out any water! I kinda gave up, focused back on my baby, putting a paper towel on his back so I could lay him down to change the diaper, and also got some TP cause we're close to out of wipes, so I wanted to conserve those for the last swipe instead of the first. Our son had started crying when I was getting the clothes off of him and kept whining, because of course pooping wasn't enough, he was also noticing that he was hungry and thus was telling me he wanted to eat! I got him cleaned up just enough to fold the new diaper over his privates when someone came in to use the bathroom. It's quite a small bathroom and the changing table is in the main part with the sink and there's two stalls, so the lady appologized and snuck into the first stall. Then I got the diaper closed up and the lady appologized again as she snuck out. I had brought the ring sling with me as I have previously wrapped that around our son as a shirt, but since I had been wearing a sweater when I first got in there, but took it off as the sleves kept falling down and I realized they were a liability and a sure poop spreader, I had taken it off, so I decided to put that on our son! He also seemed cold so I wanted something warmer on him as well. Then I went back to rinsing his clothes. At first I had planned to put his pants back on, but then realized they had also gotte poop on them, so I tried to only rinse the lining where there was poop, but of course water also got all over one of the legs, cause water... So, he was laying next to me in my sweater, one arm out the head hole with his head so he could suck on it instead of my sweater, which helped a bit. I finally got water to start coming out of the auto water faucet, so I rinsed the pants and the onesie and as I was almost done, another lady opened the door and appologized as she snuck into the other stall. I squeezed out the last bit of water, realizing that the water was hot this time too, but not as scortching hot as the first time I washed clothes there today, when I literally saw steam coming off of the clothes for a few seconds after I was almost done rinsing them, but had to go back in to make sure the soap was truly out! So, I succeeded in rinsing the clothes faster this time! Then I rolled up the sleeves and pulled our sons arms out of each armhole so he was more dressed, packed up the last things, and brought him back out, hung his wet clothes over my bag and then FINALLY (according to him) got him some food! Then I brought him back to my husband and put some of my socks on him that I remembered I tried before and they went up to his knees, so that will probably help him feel warmer. Then my husband bounced the car seat unutil he fell asleep, cause after getting his diaper changed and getting a snack, we were both ready for a nap, but only one of us gets one. 🤣 If you're a little bored, or are looking for something fun, challenging, exciting, and heartwarming, get a baby, they're amazing, and totally worth it! 🥰 @LeviJohnson.net thank you for being an amazing father to our son, so I can have breaks when I need them, and get joy from watching you play with him! You're such a great dad! I'm so glad you're my husband!

I saw hubby had filled the cup. "Oh water," and I had a sip, "Oh, chunky water". 🤣🤣🤣 (otherwise known as water with ice 😅🤣 )

Sitting at an I-N-Out and our son woke up so I put him in my lap and there's a group of late teens, maybe early 20s at the end of the row, with no one between us, and I overhear them starting to talk about having babies, well, at least one of the ladies seems to want one, not sure the guy who appeared to maybe be her guy was quite as interested... 🤣🤣🤣

I heard someone ask Seinfeld if he had any race jokes, and he doesn't. I have one... they're really fast 🤣

Just saw 8 older dudes in blue jeans and button downs come out from between some cars and walk into outback steakhouse. Yeah, that's a man's mean alright 🤣

Hmm.. Having a baby cause lead to hilarious situations! I just filled my drink while holding my son, the I went to take a sip cause I filled it a lot, and my son swong his arm at it, causing it to tip a little and drink rushed down my sweater sleeve! I walked over to the trash can and literally poured liquid out of my sleeve. 🤣🤣🤣

Too many people posting food pictures. I'm hungry but I can't eat for a few more hours. 😭 Maybe some random person will give me a surprise snack? 😀

Last night we were shopping for food and I saw this big green bowl that I took a closer look at. Then my husband came over to see what I was looking at, and I pointed at the bowl and said, "this is my super bowl". 🤣 I got him real good as he was not expecting that one 😎🤣🤣

Our adorable son made us some new friends yesterday and at the end of the multi hour long conversation we had, hubby asked if they were on Nostr, and I think gave them his tag so they could find us if they end up signing up 😎🤗 They seemed kind of interested!

I was standing outside with my baby on a table overlooking a busy street and as the light turned red, a blue car slowed down in front of us and the blonde older lady in the passanger seat saw my son, rolled down her window and waved at him. Panera Bread should probably pay us an advertisement fee now, right? 😇

I'm so white that next to me, paper looks like it has a tan 🤣🤣🤣

Last night I was putting some salt on avocado but it was dark so I couldn't quite see how much I was putting on. Next time I'm gonna have to use sea salt 🤣🤣🤣

I like numbers.

I want a Semla, a Swedish pastry that used to only be available before lent. It's a sweet bun with marzipan inside and lots of whipped cream, as you can see.

My 5 month old son scrolled Nostr, but didn't find anything interesting. Clearly I need to start following some more interesting people 😅