I didn't know moose had face dicks 🤯 View quoted note →

I tried making a video but Nostr didn't let me, so here's a picture of the flooding we're experiencing! It was even worse a bit ago! 😅 By the way, we don't normally keep a shovel under our car! 🙄🤣

My kid started helping me with Duolingo yesterday and today! He's 11 months old and just learned that he could press the green button for complete, after I press all the words. 😎Learning Korean though. View quoted note →

I just woke up from a dream where Taco Bell and Starbucks was the same company and someone had decided that they now serve alcohol, and Taco Bell had a commercial where they usually sold a gallon of lemonade but now they'd also sell a gallon of wine in the same plastic container 🤣

So this morning my son saw a dead bug on the floor and tried to pick it up but missed and was liiking at me while he slowly moved his empty hand towards him mouth. I told him, "we don't eat the bugz", and then he realized the bug was still on the floor, he reached down his hand again, got a hold of it this time and very quickly moved his hand towards his mouth! 😱 I practically three myself forward and managed to get my fingers in between the bug in his hand and his mouth 😅, ooh crisis averted, I took the bug out of his hand and threw it away! We won't be having any blue haired bug eating vegans in our household if I have a say, and I do! 🤗😎🤣🥳

When the judge hit that gavel my whole body began to shake in relief. I'm glad there was a bench outside the courtroom I could use cause I was having a hard time standing! View quoted note → Now I hope the criminal side sees reason and dismisses the case too!!! 🙄

He's really good at sitting on our shoulders, but I still don't dare to fully let him go, especially while yealing a knife, cause if he were to atart tipping, that knife would go flying while I focus on catching him and I'm not into extreme sports like that!!! 😱😬😳 my adventure level is very baby safe 🤣🤣👶 View quoted note →

It's very common that people post pictures of their rings when they get engaged, but we never really get to see the completed set! Or the guys ring! If you're married, please post a picture of your ring/s and how long you've been married! Let's celebrate commitment 🥳

Our son is currently practicing letting go and keep walking... on the bed.. so it's a soft landing, but it's also a bit harder to stay standing 🤣 He did manage to take two steps, balance himself and them take another step before he fell the first time he tried in the last few minutes! 🥰

We pass a place that makes those nice house looking sheds, and they have a box outside with free scrap wood. I've been trying to read the text on the box for weeks, and finally the other day I figured out what it said! I forgot they're not that good at English 😅🤣 The box is no free the wood is

Hey it's my and our son! View quoted note →