Stormtrooper armor barely does anything
Bison
npub1whe2...xev5
I no longer feel lost
“We’re not gonna take this shit anymore, starting tomorrow!”
-founding fathers probably
All men are born innocent
The network’s been built
It either grows or it dies
I bitcoin so my kids inherit less debt
Do they make hot fudge out of cold fudge?
Just saw that my animal shelter allows people to come walk dogs. So I’ll probably have a dog soon
Debt is a net negative
Narrative
Can you remember the first time you had McDonald’s?
How much blood
Just have to make nostr and bitcoin popular
“Best thing since sliced bread”
But when’s the last time you sliced bread?
If you’re telling a story use the phrase ‘mind you’ we can’t be friends
Hot take: anything more than 2 toppings on a pizza (excluding cheese) is no longer pizza
Some bites are better than others
Porridge is just oatmeal for europeans
I wanna go out the same way I came in, shirtless