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I no longer feel lost
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Bison 3 months ago
How can you be full but also have room for dessert?
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Bison 3 months ago
In 1964, minimum wage was $1.25 an hour. Today five 90% silver quarters are worth $50.63. image
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Bison 3 months ago
Top 3 Christmas Movies 1. Christmas Vacation 2. Home Alone 3. Elf
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Bison 4 months ago
I’ll start worrying about AI and quantum whenever I get consistent WiFi on planes and subways
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Bison 4 months ago
Today’s high temperature is I’m not going outside today
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Bison 4 months ago
Do you think Jesus would’ve had his own podcast or just be a guest?
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Bison 4 months ago
You couldn’t go one day without thinking about it, could you?
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Bison 4 months ago
DEREGULATORS! Node up
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Bison 4 months ago
In a movie theater with just my brother and dad. Couldn’t be happier
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Bison 4 months ago
Cranberry sau…oh wait image
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Bison 4 months ago
Why is my timeline is full of knives
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Bison 4 months ago
So glad we don’t have to call ladybugs theybugs anymore
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Bison 4 months ago
My wink has been hooded
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Bison 4 months ago
Dear bitcoin santa, I promise to stay humble next year as long as you bring me a Christmas pump
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Bison 4 months ago
Back in my day we didn’t have to deal with these incessant internet cookie requests