You all have a beer in the shower after mowing the lawn, right?
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TBone
Tbone@nostrplebs.com
npub1wezp...62hu
Father.
Homesteader.
Steak Approver.
Ungovernable.
Unemployable.
#bitcoin only
#nostr only
Welcome to this world, Triton. Congrats, mumma Neptune.
The first of our Murranguni trial. (Murray grey cross Nguni)
$39,000,000,000,000 US debt.
Yes, I've been keeping track.
Grow 👏 Your 👏Own 👏Food
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Underwhelming fact of the day.
A single A4 sheet of paper weighs about 4.5 grams, which is less then weight of a standard printer.
Just reviewing the plot for "Wag the dog"
So... Now that the Epstein files aren't news anymore, next in the playbook is an American hero trapped behind enemy lines being rescued, a catchy theme song then Trump winning the Nobel peace prize and getting reelected.
I should get a polymarket account.
Underwhelming fact of the day.
Most people have more than the average amount of legs.
Underwhelming fact of the day.
There are more circular swimming pools in Greece then there are professional basketball players who own condos on any of Jupiter's moons.
They were right. Being a dad is the best ever.
And @Jen is the best mother in the world.
How much is your phone bill?
I pay about 4000 sats per month.
Plus $12 per year for my 'normie' phone.
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Hello my tender little fillet.
#steakstr 
I approve
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Goats > bots
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I approve
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I approve
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