I just vibe-coded my first app for my Pebble watch. AI is fucking wild.
If you have a Pebble, go look in the store for 'Bitcoin' by Tbone
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Self hosted CCTV camera with night vision, wifi and solar panel.
What do you use? Go!
I gotta figure out what's taking my chooks and how they're getting in. And before you ask, no I'm not going to sit out in the garden in the middle of the night wearing a gilly suit waiting to pop pop foxes.
#farmstr
If your eggs are all the same size and color, you're doing it wrong.
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You all have a beer in the shower after mowing the lawn, right?
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Welcome to this world, Triton. Congrats, mumma Neptune.
The first of our Murranguni trial. (Murray grey cross Nguni)
$39,000,000,000,000 US debt.
Yes, I've been keeping track.
Grow 👏 Your 👏Own 👏Food
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Underwhelming fact of the day.
A single A4 sheet of paper weighs about 4.5 grams, which is less then weight of a standard printer.
Just reviewing the plot for "Wag the dog"
So... Now that the Epstein files aren't news anymore, next in the playbook is an American hero trapped behind enemy lines being rescued, a catchy theme song then Trump winning the Nobel peace prize and getting reelected.
I should get a polymarket account.
Underwhelming fact of the day.
Most people have more than the average amount of legs.
Underwhelming fact of the day.
There are more circular swimming pools in Greece then there are professional basketball players who own condos on any of Jupiter's moons.
They were right. Being a dad is the best ever.
And @npub1crsv...9r37 is the best mother in the world.
How much is your phone bill?
I pay about 4000 sats per month.
Plus $12 per year for my 'normie' phone.
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Hello my tender little fillet.
#steakstr 
I approve
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Goats > bots
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I approve
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