If your eggs are all the same size and color, you're doing it wrong.
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TBone
Tbone@nostrplebs.com
npub1wezp...62hu
Father.
Homesteader.
Steak Approver.
Ungovernable.
Unemployable.
#bitcoin only
#nostr only
You all have a beer in the shower after mowing the lawn, right?
#asknostr
Welcome to this world, Triton. Congrats, mumma Neptune.
The first of our Murranguni trial. (Murray grey cross Nguni)
Underwhelming quote of the day:
Female mosquitos can live up to 4 weeks, which is significantly lower than the average human life expectancy.
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✅
Now we just need the theme song and the Nobel peace prize.
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We're about to see the 'hero behind enemy lines' episode.
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$39,000,000,000,000 US debt.
Yes, I've been keeping track.
Chuck Norris died.
I didn't think that was even possible.
Grow 👏 Your 👏Own 👏Food
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Underwhelming fact of the day.
A single A4 sheet of paper weighs about 4.5 grams, which is less then weight of a standard printer.
Just reviewing the plot for "Wag the dog"
So... Now that the Epstein files aren't news anymore, next in the playbook is an American hero trapped behind enemy lines being rescued, a catchy theme song then Trump winning the Nobel peace prize and getting reelected.
I should get a polymarket account.
Underwhelming fact of the day.
Most people have more than the average amount of legs.
Underwhelming fact of the day.
There are more circular swimming pools in Greece then there are professional basketball players who own condos on any of Jupiter's moons.
@utxo the webmaster 🧑💻
Wisp is awesome....ish
Where do I report bugs?
They were right. Being a dad is the best ever.
And @Jen is the best mother in the world.
Stack sats, make babies.
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#wisp and @Rizful.com
Testing tbone@Rizful.com
How much is your phone bill?
I pay about 4000 sats per month.
Plus $12 per year for my 'normie' phone.
#asknostr
There's only a million bitcoin left to mine, you don't even own a full coin and you're watching AI footage of bombs being dropped on a country you've never been to and yelling at the fuel prices. What excuse are you going to tell your kids?