Just made it to the end of the 9:30 fireworks. Way past my bedtime now. GN Happy new year.

Yes, I've been keeping track since my twitter days. $15.5T in 6 years - and no slowing down in sight. For context, assuming an average American earns around $50,000 per year, $15.5 trillion is equivalent to the LIFETIME earnings of about 310 million people.

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Prediction: Phone numbers won't exist within 5 years.

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Merry Christmas from the future.

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Make babies. It's easier apparently. Probability of a sperm reaching the egg: 2.67 × 10^−9 Probability of a single hash finding a block: 1.59 × 10^−21 The probability of a single hash finding a block is approximately 1 in 630 quintillion, while the probability of a sperm reaching the egg is around 1 in 375 million. This means that the chance of a sperm reaching the egg is many orders of magnitude higher than the chance of a single hash finding a block.

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