Told this girl she looked beautiful this morning
She replied back with "aw tysm"
How tf she know I have that?
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Timing of this is just weird.
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New side hustle:
Shocked people don't look at what doordash is charging them vs how much it says on the receipt.
Just happened to a buddy of mine....
Doordash charged him $15.52
The receipt on the bag said $10.32
He gave no tip to the dasher.
It would have cost him $1.75 in fuel to go and get it himself.
😑
Been bord sitting at home.
Set up to start dashing again.
The snow and slush are now making the roads un drivable this morning.
If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
🤣
I bet they had more fun in 1775 than we do today...
We should all be living like this...
Why arnt we? 

Might be a different story if I rolled blunts though. More testing is needed.
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Glass tips pass me off.
I've given them a whole week to change my mind. They haven't.
Heavy.
One size.
Less space for flower.
The only thing they are good for is to stand your joints up on the table and to reuse.
I'd rather keep recycling ads I get in the mail into joint tips.
Light.
Can fit any size joint.
More space for flower.
Tbh, I'm kinda cool with how this is running, on low settings.
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Hmmm....
My Lenovo yoga 12 can run skyrim says the internet.
Let's try it out.
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Single men do everything for themselves... but
you NEVER hear a man calling himself an "independent man"
it's just being an adult.
Sometimes I feel bad for not checking in on anybody.
But then I realize nobody checks in on me and I light the joint anyways.
In today's dating, you basically need a HIF
(Heartbreak Insurance Fund)
You both put $50/mo into a joint account.
The one who gets cheated on, gets the money.
Remember when checking your phone once an hour felt like enough...
New research shows the average person now seeks micro dopamine hits every 3min.
😬
Stole my swag but it's ok. You needed it. I can simply just resort to my endless supply of regenerating swag cells. You however...😬
Stand with your arms above your head for 2min.
You just got a testosterone boost of 2%
You're welcome.