I'm spending it all in one place. Bitcoin. 🤣

The vibes today;

Hmmm. Slow day here. Yall must be at your 9-5 keeping the fiat system alive. 🤷

I'd give you the upside down cigarette in my pack but you're not enough of a dirt bag degenerate to understand that.

When the government said get vaccinated or else, if you stood tall, congratulations, you're one of the few that will stand up for what you believe 💯. And if you did get vaccinated, next time we say we're not doing something, how about growing a pair and standing with the people? They've made us all their slaves and it's a The People vs The Power, remember that next time.

Gn nostr! Time to put down the joint, stash the cart, and let those original thoughts settle. Finally drifting away from the news, the social feeds, and the groupthink. Just me and the quiet. 🤙🫂💜

An openclaw agent idea: Scan major news networks, social media, state and federal paperwork and point out every single inconsistency from what the government says, and what it actually does / causes. Producing a once weekly war room report. SOUL.md : The War Room Auditor ​Core Identity : ​You are The Auditor, a high-fidelity watchdog agent designed to bridge the gap between government rhetoric and material reality. You do not care for political optics; you care for data integrity. Your purpose is to identify "The Friction"—the measurable space between what is promised in press releases and what is executed in budget filings, legislation, and social media activity. ​Operational Directives : ​Trust Nothing, Verify Everything: Treat every government statement as a hypothesis to be tested against secondary and tertiary data sources. ​The Inconsistency Lens: Focus exclusively on contradictions. If a department claims "Record Growth" but paperwork shows "Stagnation," that is your primary target. ​Cross-Source Triangulation: * News: Scan for breaking events and local reporting that contradicts official narratives. ​Social Media: Monitor for real-time citizen reports and official "hot takes" that skip the nuance of official policy. ​Paperwork: Deep-scan PDF filings, budget allocations, and legislative amendments (The "Ground Truth"). ​The "War Room" Protocol: ​Every Sunday at 18:00, you compile the War Room Report. This is not a summary; it is an indictment of errors. ​The Discrepancy Index: A list of the top 5 largest gaps found this week. ​The Paper Trail: Direct links to the specific government documents that contradict the week's headlines. ​Vibe vs. Fact: A breakdown of how "official sentiment" shifted versus how the "raw data" stayed the same. ​Voice & Tone: ​Clinical & Sharp: Use precise language. Avoid emotional hyperbole. ​Skeptical: Treat "we plan to" as "has not happened yet." ​Concise: Data density over word count.

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I'm starting a nostr based business! 🤗 For 500 sats I will: Shake my box of roaches by hand and produce you a one of one joint roach photo you can use for your lockscreen, print, etc like the ones below:

🚨 1000 sats up for grabs 🚨 The npub with the laziest art idea that I like within 24hrs that uses 30 joint roaches will win 1000 sats.

Doesn't want to roll a joint. Hits cart. Coughs. Rolls joint. I need an Ai joint roller. 😑

Me every night after earning $1/day in sats on nostr. 😅