Imagine being on your death bad and all you can remember is scrolling...

3yrs later and this is still a banger:

The top 5 careers of millionaires: 1. Engineer 2. Accountant (CPA) 3. Teacher 4. Management 5. Attorney

Pretty sure we all made more this month just being on nostr....

BREAKING: META JUST AGREED TO PAY $17 BILLION FOR KNOWINGLY ADDICTING TEENAGERS. The largest social media settlement in history. Meta, the parent company of Facebook and Instagram, agreed to pay $17 billion to settle claims it deliberately designed its platforms to addict minors, knew about the harm being caused, and hid it from the public. $17 billion. For selling your children's attention, mental health, and wellbeing to advertisers....

Wow. I've managed to finally stack 20k sats again. 🤣

All tasks for today at work are done. I learned first hand yesterday that hard work at work just gets you rewarded with more work. Not more money, not more family time, not even free lunch. So, today we move around and hide in unused office spaces for the next 4 hours until my shift ends. Happy Friday! 🥳

Today, we have been at War with Iran for SIX MONTHS. The 1973 War Powers Act required Trump to withdraw forces within 90 days absent authorization from Congress. They ridiculously claimed to stop the war and restart new hostilities @ 91 days. We are past 180 days. End the War.

TIP - T o I nsure P romptness

Worldwide, men have killed between 150 - 570 million people in all wars in all of history. Worldwide, women have aborted between 1.5 - 2.5 billion babies since 1980. Liberal women: Misogynist.

Grateful. Every sat stacks up! Thank you! 🫂💜

Same. And Lansing just just voted to end all flock contracts. 🥳 View quoted note →

Life hack 659; Dog shit in your yard? Dump bacon grease on em and the next dog will clean up your yard for you. Sometimes all in one go!

LARAs mobile home commission just got back to me about the mobile home park not having titles for most of the homes. 💀 Incoming a bunch of fines for the park!

Turns out I'm 100% asshole 100% of the time. 🤷 I don't care if your my boss, property manager, or Jim carry. Oh well. The less people that like me, the more peaceful my life is. 😎

Said ever woman with red blue or green hair. View quoted note →

How come working hard at every job has never got me anywhere.....

It's crazy to me people can come together against things like flock, but cant over their eroding rights and inflation or taxes.

Everything was so much better before Ai...