I woke up today, scrolled through fb for 30sec, and it finally hit me
The world is way to dramatic now a days for me to give a fuck about this soap opera we've become.
Who gives a fuck what Nike is doing? Not me.
Who gives a fuck if eminem wants to kamikaze his own career? Not me.
Who gives a fuck if mentally ill people are "trapped in the wrong body"? Not me.
Who gives a fuck if pedophiles are coming out publicly? Not me.
(Put another 1000 things here)
(Insert Middle Finger Here)
Most are stressing.
Over not having enough fake money in their pockets!
Pennies haven't even been made with real copper since 1982.....
Paper money and digital dollars can be printed in abundance.
Money, is no longer a flex.
Buy bitcoin.
Feminists have spent DECADES trying to eradicate the stigma that women are hysterical and emotionally unbalanced by nature.
And in just a few short weeks yall have
managed to completely flip sides.
🤣
Clancy’s entire “insanity” defense rests completely on the claim that she “heard a voice” telling her to kill her kids. The problem is: 1) There’s no way to prove or disprove an imaginary voice. Any murderer can make this claim and if it counts as “reasonable doubt” in her case then we can never convict anyone of anything ever again. 2) She never reported this voice before or since the crime, strongly indicating that she made it up. 3) Most importantly, even if she DID hear a voice, why didn’t she refuse to follow the command? If a voice told me to murder my children, I would refuse. If the voice threatened and harassed me, I’d still refuse. If an actual real human told me to kill my kids and put a gun to my head, I would still refuse. If this imaginary voice did appear, Clancy could have chosen not to obey it. Instead, by her telling, the voice spoke exactly one time and she just immediately complied with what it told her to do. Not even a moment of pushback. Even if I bought that bullshit, which I don’t, she would still be guilty as hell.
The Scene:
Location: Stairwell (liminal space, perfect for plotting)
Beverage: Cold Original Monster Energy (Taurine fueling the chaos)
Activity: Philosophical AI conversations
Task Status: Pending... indefinitely
Lunch: T-Minus 20 minutes
Vibe: Unbothered. In my lane. Thriving.
Current Status:
Clocked in ✅
Tasks done by 9:30am ✅
Sitting in break room ✅
Philosophical conversations with an AI ✅
Getting paid $15.50/hr to do it ✅
Management thinks they won ✅
Had a meeting with the director of operations.
"You are the best worker we've ever had and if your patient, there will be a management spot open eventually for you here. For now how do you feel about a pay raise and cover people that have called in?"
🥳