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BrianFitzwater
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BCA since 2024. Node Runner General Counsel and Bitcoin Overlord. Stack your own Stack UTC/GMT -4
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
GM and PV Glad that GIF buttons will finally be available today on Nostr !
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
Personal Fitness Challenge Day 90/365 90 pushups today N + 1 tomorrow
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
Personal Fitness Challenge Day 89/365 89 pushups today N + 1 tomorrow.
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
Saving up money and collecting sats to form a Tito Puente Tribute Band. In the immortal words of John Winger: “Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been listening to his work for years."
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
These days, fiction is too close to reality. Copied and pasted so as to not include links. “Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.” The Incident According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday. Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center. The Numbering Scheme The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff. “We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.” Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event. Police Response Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.” One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.” All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.” Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.” Charges Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.” The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.” Community Reaction Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.” A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.”
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
Personal Fitness Challenge Day 88/365 88 pushups today. N + 1 tomorrow
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
Most of my pics are at night, or they are too far away for detail. This one was just right. image
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
I thought for sure that I would not be able to eat tacos on my Keto diet, because I usually ate a lot of them. But, if I limit myself to just one, I’ll be ok. image
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
Who says you can’t have Chick fil A on Sunday? image
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BrianBTC 2 weeks ago
Personal Fitness Challenge Day 87 of 365 87 pushups today N + 1 tomorrow.