"Hmm. I'd never heard of the early Bolshevik revolutionary 'V. Volodarsky' before. He sounds like a real piece of work, a real psycho. I wonder if I can find any other information on... oh."
"Why did Jesis speak in parables rather than straightforward language like a Substack article?"
(Christendom spends 2,000 years carefully thinking about and praying over the significance of Jesus' words.)
"Oh."