I think I would open with "I could be the Adolf to your Eva."

Showing a girl I like her by naming a space ship in Kerbal Space Program after her.

You can simply give this kind of thing to men and they will be thrilled.

The mainstream media wants to make Kamala Harris the first woman to into president. But it's NOT HER TURN.

Yeah, I like teenage girls. I like helping them grow up in healthy communities and smiling when they fall in love with and marry someone their own age at an appropriate time.

Everyone thought the Star Wars prequels were great movies until Mike Stoklasa came along.

Remember that marrying an elf would be racemixing.

>full moon >tl full of podcaster drama These things are related.

Linux on the desktop: it often doesn't work but when it works It Just Works

In honor of the Supersize Me guy dying I am going to eat 5,000 calories of goyslop today.

Things you cannot eat as a Roman Catholic priest: laundry detergent. Things you can: faggots.

RIP

It's my uncle's birthday. He is a veteran and a painter; here's one of his works. Everybody wish my uncle a happy birthday!

They're anime girls. They don't have a smell.

I'm so racist against pajeets.

Only when the last database is DoSed, the last hard disk is full, and the last configs are accidentally overwritten will the White man discover he cannot eat connection count.

I picked up a heavy thing and put it down and now my arms are tired, how could this happen to me?

"I don't care for the kikes and want them all to go to Madagascar. Some get to go business class." Cringe March 2024s: "THE ETERNAL JEW IS THE ETERNAL JEW HERE ARE 50 QUOTES I HAVE SAVED FROM NOWHERE WE NEED TO ERADICATE THE KIKISH VERMIN FROM THE BOUNDS OF ZEUS'S EARTH DEAD KIKE ON A STICK I'M JUST POSTING FACTS LIKE JEWS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR CUCK RELIGION CUCK FACE CUCK WAIFU THE JEWS ARE WHY MY DAD LEFT THE JEWS ARE WHY I CAN'T CHARGE MY JO CRYSTAL" "how to join adl"

JUST SAW AN ADORABLE SQUIRREL-CHEEKED BLONDE FUCK :akkoScream: 🔫