"Hey, yockeypuck, let's watch MSNBC."
"No, if I see retarded Democrat talking points I might lightswitchbrain into a Republican again."
"Come on, what's the worst that could happen?"
(three minutes later)
Here is everything I will be doing to raise healthy & happy children —
• No 💉
• No iPads (we are an Android household)
• No showers
• 100% Carhartt clothing only
• Drink only beer and wine
• No snacks that have artificial dyes in them (red 40, yellow 5)
• Breastfeeding Dad for as long as possible
• Homemade cigarettes
• They will be homeschooled
• Organic produce only
• Exposure to nature & animals early on
• Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen whenever possible
• I will ground them every day
• No niggers allowed in the home
• Tooth free fluoride paste
• Racist podcasts at bedtime
• No unnecessary non-Whites
• No chemical filled cigarette filters
• All nicotine remedies as much as possible
• Absolutely TND in their rooms
America, my son, yuo haev two choices:
Yuo can reduce barriers to teaching White men of all ages the skills to drive a high-technology economy. Crush credentialism, crush bureaucracy in the trade schools, bring back on-the-job training.
or
Yuo can have nothing except retarded brown people.
The recipe for society called for White people but they're way too independent so I replaced them with niggers. Two stars, this country is too lazy and has too much crime.
"Hmm. I'd never heard of the early Bolshevik revolutionary 'V. Volodarsky' before. He sounds like a real piece of work, a real psycho. I wonder if I can find any other information on... oh."