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All my life I went for a walk when I was feeling down and now everywhere to walk around town reminds me of my ex and makes me sad, thank you brain very cool.
Imagine being an ordinary fucking guy, just an ordinary dude, with opinions that seem "fringe" but are really fucking ordinary despite being unrepresented in politics, and you write a song that is in the most humble and ordinary of all genres and the rest of your year is spent trying to defend yourself from accusations of being a Nazi, a Hoxhaite, or worst of all a Republican.