beware of unearned sats.
Jacob Goff
jacobgoff@primal.net
npub100q9...8jrn
fiat citizen // sovereign antagonist // free christian
Ducks love water, who knew?
I was the first bitcoin transaction at the local steak n shake!


I just wanna build some soil and harvest a little fruit, fellas.
Pitched an idea about an EMP-proof AI survivalist hardware device to sell on infomercials to boomers & preppers.
Found two other companies doing something similar, but one is a phone app (no hardware) and the other appears to have disbanded about six months ago, despite a sleek device and a sexy commercial.
"theyre eating the dogs"


early morning #proofofworkout with @Ryan


"Give me an asset that appreciates faster than a relationship."
// @Ryan
Bart graffiti in an abandoned local schoolhouse out in the country.


Walmart won the gold medal in churning seed oils and cheap plastic crap from China to Americans.


sometimes i am caught off guard by how shittily designed "modern living" with "high end finishes" is.
This is a garage with sleeping quarters.
If you have 375k, buy 4btc and ill let you sleep in my garage.


Birds are savage little dinosaurs.
Lmao, get off the hellsites


Letting my premium twitter account lapse was the best thing because it really shows how trash that product is.
Between Elon's shitpost site and Zuckerberg's robot friends site—Im hella bullish on nostr.
No matter how cringe, I love seeing people gather and make their voice heard.
Local democrats in our county have been railing hard against Trump outside my office.
Mostly "no felons" signs, boomer-attempts at memery.
Alongside nonbinary neckbeards.
Even still, respect it.
I'll be out there with the bitcoiners when they start confiscating our gold.


Nostr, is this real


Grateful for generous friends who have beekeeping equipment to gift me.
Picking up my queen and colony on Sunday, time to figure this out.


Dont judge my chicken tending.
These are my methods.


Im never taking tylenol again.


this must be what criminals and drug dealers prefer using to exchange value

