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Jacob Goff
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simultaneously justified and sinner
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
In the '69 El Camino thinking about running this soccer mom shitbox next to me. #4onthefloor
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
i just steak-reacted to a message and it felt like the most powerful thing ive ever done. image
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
i listen to one podcast and will think about it for two weeks and possibly change careers in response. i dont see how people listen to these things like five per day seven days a week.
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
the aldi marshmallow wizard is so much deeper in the paint than Lucky the Leprechaun could even imagine. image
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
We keep trying to talk to this financial advisor that works out with us about bitcoin and without fail he will always counter with some other shitcoin he has heard of, and how someone pitched it to him. We will break thru, but it's a hilarious arc of un-teaching this guy about eth and xrp.
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
I was the first bitcoin transaction at the local steak n shake! image
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
I just wanna build some soil and harvest a little fruit, fellas.
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
Pitched an idea about an EMP-proof AI survivalist hardware device to sell on infomercials to boomers & preppers. Found two other companies doing something similar, but one is a phone app (no hardware) and the other appears to have disbanded about six months ago, despite a sleek device and a sexy commercial.
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
"Give me an asset that appreciates faster than a relationship." // @Ryan
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
Bart graffiti in an abandoned local schoolhouse out in the country. image
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
Walmart won the gold medal in churning seed oils and cheap plastic crap from China to Americans. image
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
sometimes i am caught off guard by how shittily designed "modern living" with "high end finishes" is. This is a garage with sleeping quarters. If you have 375k, buy 4btc and ill let you sleep in my garage. image
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jacobgoff 1 year ago
Letting my premium twitter account lapse was the best thing because it really shows how trash that product is. Between Elon's shitpost site and Zuckerberg's robot friends site—Im hella bullish on nostr.