In the '69 El Camino thinking about running this soccer mom shitbox next to me. #4onthefloor
Jacob Goff
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simultaneously justified and sinner
i just steak-reacted to a message and it felt like the most powerful thing ive ever done.


i listen to one podcast and will think about it for two weeks and possibly change careers in response.
i dont see how people listen to these things like five per day seven days a week.
the aldi marshmallow wizard is so much deeper in the paint than Lucky the Leprechaun could even imagine.


Taste the goodness of the biscuit.


We keep trying to talk to this financial advisor that works out with us about bitcoin and without fail he will always counter with some other shitcoin he has heard of, and how someone pitched it to him.
We will break thru, but it's a hilarious arc of un-teaching this guy about eth and xrp.
beware of unearned sats.
Ducks love water, who knew?
I was the first bitcoin transaction at the local steak n shake!


I just wanna build some soil and harvest a little fruit, fellas.
Pitched an idea about an EMP-proof AI survivalist hardware device to sell on infomercials to boomers & preppers.
Found two other companies doing something similar, but one is a phone app (no hardware) and the other appears to have disbanded about six months ago, despite a sleek device and a sexy commercial.
"theyre eating the dogs"


early morning #proofofworkout with @Ryan


"Give me an asset that appreciates faster than a relationship."
// @Ryan
Bart graffiti in an abandoned local schoolhouse out in the country.


Walmart won the gold medal in churning seed oils and cheap plastic crap from China to Americans.


sometimes i am caught off guard by how shittily designed "modern living" with "high end finishes" is.
This is a garage with sleeping quarters.
If you have 375k, buy 4btc and ill let you sleep in my garage.


Birds are savage little dinosaurs.
Lmao, get off the hellsites


Letting my premium twitter account lapse was the best thing because it really shows how trash that product is.
Between Elon's shitpost site and Zuckerberg's robot friends site—Im hella bullish on nostr.