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captain of a sailing vessel building relay.tools electron microscopic time preference capable simplex DM me for all your remotely operated underwater vehicle needs: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FSkIkI6EPd2D63F4xFKfHk7I1UGZVNn6k1QWZ5rcyr6w%3D%40smp9.simplex.im%2FP0rE9zB_W1ljpc_Jsaz6K-tbRm2mHqsP%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAvVLbWdTbqwpdPLLtKG22WDXJUiS1EMVTByd5NuwikWU%253D%26srv%3Djssqzccmrcws6bhmn77vgmhfjmhwlyr3u7puw4erkyoosywgl67slqqd.onion

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i have become literal cookie monster.. soh many cookie 😊
2025-11-26 07:26:27 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I really really, wish DMs were better, could probably #savenostr if we all just forced our clients to adapt to nip17. Lemme talk to youuuuu
2025-11-25 20:03:49 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
anybody wanna pay nostr:npub1vygzr642y6f8gxcjx6auaf2vd25lyzarpjkwx9kr4y752zy6058s8jvy4e 's relay tab? nostr:npub1vygzr642y6f8gxcjx6auaf2vd25lyzarpjkwx9kr4y752zy6058s8jvy4e I don't want to interrupt any runs :) pls top up or lmk if you need this relay. runstr.nostr1.com lnbc165750n1p5jvzjepp5ye20uwq2ncttqzmtf6jwcj9j7xx5fklpq2p35yfmy603dpuwfqqqdq52f25u5652gs8gmmsw4cqcqzzsxq9z0rgqsp5h8q5klf9m9pxyhlmd6hx670zmmcl57j90ajzaszrpl4nnhg6xspq9qxpqysgq7g59ym7hykr340r3fac6gqmjd7ejnunh9qcu60tlxu32xn77mqmxl86smhqdgvlmd8gm63rq3tmeckp74qn84kcgmjuddmu7dp706fsp63r5cp
2025-11-25 20:00:04 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
relay stats are back! yayyyyy 🎉 you can see how lively things really are around the relay villages in realtime. image
2025-11-25 19:30:37 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Trying to fix influxdb stats to show on the websites for relay.tools.. But, it just won't cooperate. A problem with nextjs handling of a connection object. I'm going to have to give up on it for now or completely re-implement. :sadness: On the upside, relays are quite happening when I look at the stats. Many connections, even for holiday season. Wish I could show them to youuuu.
2025-11-25 18:13:57 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
so.. anybody watch "Age of Disclosure" yet? I've heard things. #dronestr
2025-11-24 18:01:39 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
snickerdoodles with wild blackberry, these turned out good. one cookie is basically a full meal. but unlike fructose, you dont immediately eat more. image
2025-11-23 21:33:34 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
damn, hate how my nevercoiner friend always blindsides me with his euphoric glee from bitcoin pulling back, every fuckin time.. bro, I'm just trying to chill.. I don't need your jokes rn. fuck, got me in a mood. I don't even bring this stuff up either, it's the last thing that was on my mind FOR ONCe.. 😭 fuck it. we moon. 🌝
2025-11-23 08:16:09 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I'm switching lightning nodes for relay.tools. So if you've noticed any problems with payments in the last day or so.. It's possibly because I'm still adding some channels. Or something like this, anyway, I do see some working so it must not be toooo bad. Thanks for being part of all this, we're paving the way here.
2025-11-23 00:04:58 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Running lnbits 1.0! This is pretty slick.. My only problem with it is the stupid fiat ticker. Lmao. And if you try to disable it, it just barfs in the logs all the time and shows you the last price when you turned it off everywhere. I'll be filing an issue about this asap cause it's annoying af. But it supports, NWC flawlessly now, lnurl's with callbacks, zaps, and all kinds of other stuff that I don't use yet. It's the swiss-army-knife of lightning node running.
2025-11-21 20:12:41 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I duno who needs to hear this, but It doesn't ever get any easier. Here we are, 2025, and bitcoin STILL finds a way to FUD, shake out pleb leverage, take everyone to MAXIMUM pain and euphoria.. Every Single Time. This time is different, in the same way, it always was. The most liquid money on the planet, and people love that. They love the games, they love the thrill, they love the value. Without it, we would be in goblin town. Do with that what you will, all I wanted to say, is I feel ya. I don't think anyone is immune, we just deal with it all in our own way and are at various stages of the path. The path, of endurance.
2025-11-21 19:29:47 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →