If your name is Richard & you choose to be called “Dick” , you are a rock star. Sure, you’re retarded. Or your parents are. Either way I salute you Dick. 🫡 Same if you’re a woman & choose to be called Pussy. 😎

SatsMcd will be the new SBF. And I will rug most of you. Not all. Just the ladies. View quoted note →

USD / CAD arb play is sooo awesome. I’ve made millions this week alone just buying BTC in USD & then selling it immediately in CAD. I learned from SBF. Spreads are crazy. USD is under $70K CAD is over $90K. I’m winning. 🏆

China is letting Jack Ma speak again. So funny. We live in funny times. Seriously funny times to be alive.

Does Godzilla only attack Japan or does he go after all people with weird slanty eyes? Like Chinese people. I really hope he stomps on Chinese people as well. Godzilla seems racist as fuck. How does he get away with it? Oh well, Hong Kong ETF’s gonna be 🔥

Boredom leads to shitcoining. That & tremendous greed & stupidity. But I’ve boiled it down to human nature. It’s way too easy to just buy BTC & wait. It’s so easy that it’s very very hard. Because it’s boring. Pomp & most shitcoiners would win if they just bought BTC with their VC funds. Got a company idea: pitch it. Then get funding. Then buy BTC with 90% of that funding & use the remaining 10% to play with toys in an adult sandbox. Fly to fake meetings. Wear a suit or vest with jeans. While also wearing pampers. Have fun while BTC does all the work. That’s the winning strategy. Funds to appear busy while you wait for BTC to do what it’s mathematically programmed to do. 🏆🏆🏆🚀

Meetings are happening. Things are being talked about. Motions are in motion. View quoted note →

When moon 🌙? Those dog eating gooks are gonna be good for something at least.

It’s real as rain. We’re gonna be rich biatch. View quoted note →

Huge news: Today I’m announcing a new company. For years, blockchains have focused on (1) marketing to new users and (2) communities with reporters via PR. These efforts are necessary, but they neglect the most important group of people for a blockchain — the ecosystem stakeholders. This is what @Token_Relations is solving. We are helping blockchains better communicate with their developers, partners, token holders, and people building on top of their technology. The business is cofounded by award-winning Pepe journalist @node and already has three launch partners (Avalanche, Optimism, and Aptos). When I decided to start the business, I only approached one person to be our partner — node. He understands crypto culture, has a strong track record of creating valuable content, and is entrepreneurial enough to quit her job and go all-in on the opportunity. I am excited to start showing people the products and services we have been working on. If you are a blockchain who needs help communicating with your ecosystem stakeholders, DM me or @node or maybe @Anonymous . We look forward to building Token Relations into another key component of the industry.

For a guy no longer on Twitter, @ODELL is all over Twitter recently. Bravo. 👏 You’ve hacked the system.

How’s life fren? Takin forever 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Nassim Taleb wrote the Foreword in my copy of The Bitcoin Standard. This will be worth something some day. I’d never sell it though. That alone is proof of the corruption of fiat. Nassim was easily bought with dirty fiat, and due to this he became a shell of the man he once was. 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 It’s perfection.

Saylor played by Chuck Norris is the made for TV movie coming soon.