Every cashu video is being made by someone with a pillowcase over their head 😂

If you guys zap me 10k sats I’ll send you exclusive non kyc shares in my BITCOIN mining operation 🔥⚡️ The mining operation in question <insert fiver website here> (SATIRE!!)

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I would love to run my own node but I’m too *sovereign* to pay for WiFi

BEWARE of online scammers encouraging you to sell your bitcoin for shit coins. This is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. a paid shill. View quoted note →

When talking to people about nostr you have to dumb it down fr… For a small example don’t tell them to download a client, just say get the app. When you geek out and write a post you need a phd to understand.. translate it in the comments.. No one cares how smart you are if you can’t help them understand it. If a 8th grader can’t understand it neither can the normies on twitter and meta. #nostr

Sats < Bitcoin Atlantis eSAT’s

Answer my question and get a small zap: What’s the smallest acceptable/ practical utxo size?

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