I am drunk enough that I want to be honest and stupid and humiliated. Now is your chance alogs. Ask me anything and I will spill it all.

My woman is SO FRICKING SEXY I cannot believe I pulled this off. I'm like a wrestling character, it doesn't matter how retarded I am for how many years, I just bounce back stronger than before every time.

I just put half of my phone in my mouth because I am mentally 3 years old and unstoppable.

I just got my Blue Sky invite after asking for one ages ago.

People on here used to say I sounded like a pothead but that’s just because I let my stupid brain think of words by extending vowels. I don’t really do that anymore. Not sure why I stopped, it wasn’t on purpose, now I just take long pauses. View quoted note →

Been trying to sleep for 4 hours and no one will leave me alone.

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Just found out my copy of Westminster censors all the references to the Comma Johanneum 🤬