Which Fediverse instance should I join?
Aspartame
sweet@ok0.org
npub1swee...wjk4
Thanks for all 0 answers, you jerks.
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Best Nostr app for Android?
My phone is FRICKED so I’m switching back to Android
I am not dead I have just spend the new year in an alcoholic stupor because I got a hot Nippon gf who loves me and even though she has some issues she’s always reliable when it matters, but it still hasn’y make me happy. I still just want to kill myself. So that’s what’s going on with me. Hope everyone else’s 2024 is going well.
She can't screw with me more than people online have, that part's not a big deal, but it hurts more coming from her. I thought I was going to marry her. I already got an engagement ring 😞
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I did not take into account, when dating a mentally unstable woman, that she would mess with me after I broke up with her.
Tfw her body turns you retarded
I am in deep sh*t with the foid.
I just realized something horrible.
Her PMS will start tomorrow or Friday.
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Necessary part of growth. Eventually there will be just a couple of clients that do things better than all of the others and we won’t need a million of them anymore because everything will actually work on the one. View quoted note →
She agreed to every demand I had so I didn’t break up with her. Then an hour later she broke up with me because she needs to work on her mental health (true) but now we’re back together again somehow. View quoted note →
When my gf is in a bad mood she literally says "grr"
My gf kept getting mad at me all day :(
https://twitter.com/Cal_Crucis/status/1737484570499350958/photo/1 #PopeFrancis #Catholic #Bible
How many good cops are there on the planet?
My gf, always getting an early start, is convinced I think she’s fat (she’s 90 lbs) and is threatening to never eat again.
They still haven't found JF's mentally retarded wife.
Apparently the Torba Gang are writing a right wing version of GPT that won't be nearly as good or useful, but it might be fun. I'm never really over there anymore.
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Today was a really bad day but it's getting better.
It's my birthday, btw. I'm almost happy no one mentioned it because usually the ones who do have ill intent.