I won’t be sending my children to college.

Thinking about filing for Social Security exemption. I’ll undoubtedly be denied but I figure if they are stealing my money regularly I can file a 4029 regularly too.

All today’s zaps go toward bribing my son to mow the lawn

Set up my 9 year old with a Wallet of Satoshi so I can pay him for chores. +1 Dad points

Which coinjoin should I be using?

@BitBetBot higher 500

I need better news on here. Help

Never been excited for soap before. Thanks @SoapMiner

Bitcoin twitter calling this price action a “dump” is just too funny.

My 68 year old mother just called me. She was standing in line at a Bank to get physical dollars. This woman also owns bitcoin. Boomers are wild

@npub1895d...c4f0 and @The Bullish ₿itcoiner What other stores do I need to check out??

No tax on OT and no tax on tips. Regardless of it’s limits, this is the first true roll back of the income tax.

It would be a real shame if Iran attacked America’s banking system. A real shame…

Buy the dip Buy the dip Buy the dip

Little market preview for tomorrow. Also BiTCoiN iZ dEaD.

So how do I join parasite pool??

One of the ways I KNOW that Bitcoin is a Trojan horse to TradFi is the fact that Bloomberg analysts have to say “Fartcoin” when addressing the crypto-economy. We win a little more with every fartcoin mention.

So who has the summer #bitcoin merch??

Idk about you but I’m going to buy the Circle ipo

It would appear the Trump Administration is going double-or-nothin’ in the ongoing game of Three Card Monty: Debt Edition. In the 2000s they bet the house, this time they will wager the farm too. Taking Fannie and Freddy public while simultaneously easing banking reserve requirements (Financial Institution Regulatory Tailoring Enhancement Act) is a transparent attempt to get these GSE to eat Federal Debt. The United States is going to inflate a housing bubble underwritten by Federal Sovereign Debt. Buy Bitcoin https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-says-us-retain-oversight-guarantees-fannie-mae-freddie-mac-spinoff-2025-05-27/