@jack is the best billionaire

Anyone selling cbd/thc lotions on here???

NBC News

Trump signs bill requiring the Justice Department to release its files on Jeffrey Epstein

Lawyers for former FBI Director James Comey were in court today to argue that charges that he lied to Congress should be dismissed.

*checks notes* False Flag in… …3…2…1…

Got my wife to Buy ₿ today. Yes I’m bragging.

What’s the life hack for not missing garbage pickup around these 2nd-tier holidays? I refuse to accept that people sit down monthly and write garbage pickup holidays on their calendar. Yes, I’ve put the trash out a day early. In this scenario my mailman runs my trash can over (he’s a dick) and I pickup my trash in the middle of the street. And let me stop you right now, I don’t need to hear about how you burn trash to capture extra energy to power your Bitaxe. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

People upset today are doing it wrong.

*moves from DCA to accumulation*

I’m glad I left X on days like today.

₿ on sale. It’s a good day

Imagine selling bitcoin during a govt shutdown with a looming credit crisis.

My XRP bag holding buddy is melting down. It Is Glorious Look out below!

I’d like to extend an invitation to Jimmy Kimmel to play in traffic.

I won’t be sending my children to college.

Thinking about filing for Social Security exemption. I’ll undoubtedly be denied but I figure if they are stealing my money regularly I can file a 4029 regularly too.

All today’s zaps go toward bribing my son to mow the lawn

Set up my 9 year old with a Wallet of Satoshi so I can pay him for chores. +1 Dad points

Which coinjoin should I be using?

@BitBetBot higher 500

I need better news on here. Help

Never been excited for soap before. Thanks @SoapMiner