It's year 2040.
Bitcoin hasn't failed, yet.. Nostr isn't dead, yet.
Btc price is between 5 and 20 millions dollar. States and Central Banks use it to transact between eachother. Fees below 1sats are a dream and just a memory.
You are trying to consolidate last 10+ years of onchain zaps received on #nostr..
Lol.
The funny thing is:
Here on #Nostr we discuss and calling eachother retard while we discuss #zap, lightning and onchain transactions..
While on #X most are Suitcoiners, don't know what is a noncustodial wallet, never made an onchain transactions and probably never heard about #lighting or #ecash, they buy #STRC and retweet Saylors AI slop.
I LOVE NOSTR, #YESTR.