Sigh. I don’t say things unless I mean it, Heather. Now, say it with me. “I have gorgeous eyes” View quoted note →

I have so many ridiculous little stories & sometimes I randomly just wanna put them out in the world lmao. So I shall. This one pops in my head all the time. Jr year of college my roommate & I smoked a jointini in our on campus apartment. Our third roommate had just driven home (drunk from the bars, underage)…& got in while we were still vibing. When we came out, she hung out with us chatting for 10 min like nothing before the cops came knocking at the door….this chick called the popo on our herbs & pretended she was surprised!😭 anyways they found nothing on us…but my other roommate peed all in her laundry detergent, put her toothbrush in the housing office public toilet & sent videos of her in our apartment with multiple other guys to her boyfriend. I still think about it sometimes and wonder if she ever knew, we knew.

This is how the convo went with the autoshop fixing my car, after someone hit and ran on it last month 🫠https://blossom.ditto.pub/2550bc626c01d688f4afede2bfcdf3cba3f176184aac4214f7cc196656de7ab7.qt

@Noe see sis we gotta get the akhwat henna View quoted note →

I really wish I would have caught on to the location of this earlier. If I would’ve known it was so accessible, I would have found someone to drag with me & made the trip! View quoted note →

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I always get a little confused when I see people get supercharged emptional opinions over something entirely in their control & optional. I read someone say they wouldn’t use a protocol at all because of Blobbi….1st of how. All dare you. 2nd of all, it’s ditto hehe. You don’t HAVE to like or use or even LOOK at any thing you don’t want to! Fully customize everything about your experience to be as whimsy (or simple) as your heart desires

I am Wallaces Flying Frog and my electric storm energy is fearsome. But. I also think I could be a Goliath Bullfrog...it just doesn't make me feel nearly as whimsy and my wisdom can be questioned at times. View quoted note →