@Constant this you

@Constant you seem grumpier than usuaaalll

If you’re not using Birdstar, that’s lame. https://blossom.dreamith.to/49e7eae0dbc174fb0ea61ced130f0ab23a7d0c958e1c8e0428e2586b71527c7d.qt

It just hit me what it actually means for me to devour these 16 jalapeño poppers by myself. That’s 8 jalapeños, an entire 4oz of cream cheese, & 14 pieces of turkey bacon strips. Also accidentally consumed atleast half a toothpick. I am a MONSTER.

Oh Lemon girl 🥹🍋

My son wants to know if Sonic and his team could beat Godzilla and I’m gonna be honest with you guys. There’s absolutely no amount of substance abuse I could do that would make me capable of answering that question.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer built me

I have saved so many slugs from being crisped on the sidewalk from Houston heat. You cannot convince me that there is not a slug colony somewhere around here that is getting real confused about their spiritual practices. They’ve got 1 slug atleast screaming “our Lord savior has come!!!”

I have saved so many slugs from being crisped on the sidewalk from Houston heat. You cannot convince me that there is not a slug colony somewhere around here that is getting real confused about their spiritual practices. They’ve got 1 slug atleast screaming “our Lord savior has come!!!”

I have saved so many slugs from being crisped on the sidewalk from Houston heat. You cannot convince me that there is not a slug colony somewhere around here that is getting real confused about their spiritual practices. They’ve got 1 slug atleast screaming “our Lord savior has come!!!”

Kith tha kitty https://blossom.ditto.pub/e4400d06706b263beba7fa900d61fa38ddc9f833cbb46fe0ccdba7819ae85c26.qt

If you’ve been viewing life in Palestine through a Western lens, I encourage you to connect with the human beings actively making it beautiful despite the horrors they witness. Thank you Mohanad! I can’t wait to get my hands on a book.

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𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒅 on Instagram: "If you’d like to support my work or learn more about life in Gaza, the link to the book is in my bio. Thank you to everyone who encouraged me along the way. ❤️"

15K likes, 1,050 comments - mohanad.alkhteeb_ on June 8, 2026: "If you’d like to support my work or learn more about life in Gaza, the link ...

From Houston to Norway to Houston to Austin to Houston, it’s been one hell of a 2 weeks. My son is NEVER letting me out of his sight again. He also chose my sunglasses & our song for the drive to dinner. Which is why you’re listening to the Sonic Shadown Generations; Metal Sonic speedway dash video game boss level theme song. You’re welcome. https://blossom.dreamith.to/e482ac5da8bd38340c629a808e956d6e9b7fc6831daf0ee4b9a1c2ce5349e4eb.qt