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Bitcoin Beans Proof of Work Cacao (chocolate)— grown with love, paid in Bitcoin. No fiat. No shortcuts. Just real cacao. 🌱 Regenerative farms | ⚡️ BTC only | 🍫 Edible gold Bean by bean, block by block! Buy cacao using Bitcoin! DMs via Keet.io: @bitcoinbeans21
A sight for sore eyes! Delicious 100% pure cacao from Le Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta, Colombia. Hand crafted and cared for by our dear friends and Bitcoin Beans farmers Oscar and Juliana. The time and energy, the PoW to bring this cacao to the table is truly remarkable, it never ceases to amaze us how much love and devotion is required to make the magic happen. We strongly believe this love and magic is felt in the taste and energetic vibration of this super food that we present to you as El Clásico. Cacao Isn’t Just Delicious — It’s Powerful. Here’s What the Science Says 👇 • Boosts Mood & Emotional Balance 📚 2025 RCT (Nutrients) — 85% dark chocolate improved mood and gut–brain wellbeing in healthy adults. • Enhances Focus & Mental Performance 🧠 2019 RCT (Nutrients) — 30 days of dark chocolate sharpened attention + working memory. • Supports Heart & Circulation ❤️ 2024 RCT (Nutrients) — Epicatechin reduced stress-related vascular decline. • Packed With Essential Minerals 🔬 2025 Review (MDPI) — Naturally rich in magnesium, iron, potassium, zinc. • Fuels Clean, High-Performance Diets 🔥 Nutritional analyses show cacao carries ~40–50% healthy fats + 12–18% plant-based protein. Perfect for keto, paleo, low-carb, and anyone eating with intention. ⸻ Verify. Don’t trust. Check our Proof of Benefits page at www.bitcoinbeans.co where we link independent scientific studies backing every assertion. Paying in sats has never been so pleasurable! Big love to all x
Bitcoin Beans — Proof of Purity When Bitcoin Beans was still in its gestation phase, @Great Ghee asked a defining question: “Has your cacao been tested for heavy metals?” At that time, we hadn’t even heard of this being an issue with cacao. So we went straight to work—educating ourselves and responding accordingly. By “chance,” our dear friends and farmers Marlon & Paola (La Reserva) had just had their cacao tested in the US with Midwest Labs, Nebraska. We then worked with Óscar & Juliana (El Clásico) and had their cacao tested before going to market. This process took us deep into one of Bitcoin’s most important teachings: Verify. Don’t trust. Below are the latest heavy-metal results for both La Reserva and El Clásico, presented alongside the official global safety thresholds: ⸻ Our Results La Reserva — Santander • Cadmium: 0.157 ppm → below EU limit (0.60) and US/Codex (~0.80) • Lead: <0.10 ppm → below EU/US limit (0.20) El Clásico — Sierra Nevada • Cadmium: 0.246 ppm → below EU limit (0.60) and US/Codex (~0.80) • Lead: <0.10 ppm → below EU/US limit (0.20) Both products sit comfortably below all international safety thresholds for cacao. ⸻ At Bitcoin Beans, we’re committed to maintaining these standards. While not every block is individually tested, our annual laboratory testing ensures our cacao remains clean, safe, and true to its source. The Proof of Purity stamp is our promise of ongoing transparency and accountability. Pure cacao. Pure energy. Pure proof of work. 🍫⚡️🌱 For anyone who wants to see the physical third-party lab reports, and verify the above data, the reports from Midwest Labs are available on the Proof of Purity page: 👉 www.bitcoinbeans.co ¡Cacao on a Bitcoin Standard! image
Christmas being coming chocolate lovers from across the globe! At Bitcoin Beans HQ we are working hard to meet ever order in time for the 25th! Wishing everyone a very merry holiday season full of much cheer and high quality PoW gifts! Big chocolatey love to all! image
🎄 Bitcoin Beans Proof-of-Christmas Bundle 🎄 Christmas shopping is chaos. Fiat chocolate is trash. So if you’re going to give a gift this Christmas… give one with Proof of Work behind it. 🔥 1 x 1lb El Clásico -100% cacao 🔥 1 x ½lb La Reserva Nibs Perfect for: 💥 Bitcoiners 💥 Sovereignty-seekers 💥 Cacao lovers 💥 That one friend who still buys crap chocolate (save them) Limited Christmas Drop — while supplies last. Order this week to receive before Christmas. Zap 59,000 for the bundle, P&P included! For Bitcoiners who refuse to buy fiat chocolate!