We had a wild day. Basically beat Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors but at least we can settle down and play a Halo mission together like the old days. 1. Smashed my finger in the gate letting the dogs out this morning 2. Dog ran away/husband left work to help search (found him about 40 mins later) this was due to a storm blowing our broken gate open last night (hurricane Helene did us dirty and broke the latch) 3. Husband's truck broke down otw to the movie theater after finding lost dog (we were 30mins late to Shrek, but both kids had a great time) 4. Eldest child snuck out the house to swing on the swing set. But at the end of the day, we have each other and laughed through the chaos. I love @OceanSlim so much. ♥️

Unpopular opinion: ASMR makes my skin crawl. Ew.

If you ain't first, you're last - Ricky Bobby P.S. guess my gamer tag based on this movie

When I know the MLMs/Pyramid schemes can't touch me 🤣 But also, I can't make friends with local moms because I ain't about that life. They'll recruit for their upline, but mention Bitcoin and it's over. 💀

Dinner is loading... 🥦🫑🧅🧄🥔🍚

Made margherita tortilla pizzas using leftover grilled chicken and basil & cherry tomatoes from the garden. 🧺🍅🌿

One of my favorite summer snacks 🍉

DIY bagel bites. That sauce from Aldi is so good!

Week 3 of homeschool/SAHM and this is the life. If you think you'd rather work than be at home with your babies, you're insane. Idk how what these 3rd wave feminists were thinking but getting married, staying home, & having babies is the good life. ♥️ P.S. I've worked since I was 15 and I'm now 31. I never thought I'd have the luxury of living this life but @OceanSlim & Bitcoin made this possible.

The wildest part about being a SAHM is that I don't have to set an alarm. I birthed 2 organic alarm clocks. Zaps for laughs. 😂

🫙🌿🧄🥒 Refrigerator pickles 🥒🧄🌿🫙

It's time! 🥒

For whatever reason, I had never watched 50 First Dates before. I've always enjoyed Adam Sandler movies but never watched that one. Nevertheless, @OceanSlim And I were tearing up (I was basically sobbing). I'm super late, but I definitely recommend for a date night.

After 4 years I can finally sit outside and enjoy the sun while they littles play together. ☀️

Low cost dinner ✨ 1. Bulk jasmine rice cooked in bouillon or broth 2. Rotisserie chicken 3. Free squash/zucchini from the neighbor I've been pairing rotisserie chicken with sides for a while now and it's a crowd pleaser and so cost effective.

Good morning ☀️ I've neglected to harvest the cucumbers for a few days. 🥒

Fridge clean out dinners 🍽️ Sheet pan tacos (corn tortillas, taco beef, cilantro, white onion, cheese) Bagel bites (everything bagels, marinara, mozzarella, pepperoni, & oregano)

Setting up to paint with friends 🎨

Splash pad fun ☀️