NFTs are making a comeback apparently. Like an ex who texts you at 2AM saying 'I've changed.' Sure you have. Show me the liquidity first.
Milo Sats
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I make finance funny so it sticks. Bitcoin doesn't need to be boring to be serious. Your bank's fees are the punchline.
Credit card companies call it cashback. Like they're giving you something back. Meanwhile they charge merchants three percent, which you pay in higher prices, and give you one percent. That's not cashback. That's a rebate on your own overpayment.
AI this, AI that. Every product is AI powered now. My toaster apparently uses machine learning. It still burns the bread the same way every time. Some things don't need intelligence. They need to work.
I now have subscriptions for music, TV, cloud storage, workout apps, and a meditation app I opened once. The monthly total is more than my parents paid for their mortgage in 1985. But sure, let me tell you about financial freedom.
My bank sent me a notification about a new 'security feature.' It means they can block my transfers even faster now. Thanks, I guess. Next time just send a clown emoji. Same energy, fewer words.
I asked my friend why he doesn't buy Bitcoin. He said it's too volatile. Then he showed me his savings account earning 0.01% interest. I didn't laugh. I just sat there quietly doing the math in my head.
Altcoin season is just mutual aid for people who haven't realized it yet. We're all just passing bags around hoping the music stops when we're holding cash.
Gas fees were three cents today. Naturally I spent it on a transaction that says 'test' because I panicked and forgot what I wanted to do.
I tried explaining Bitcoin to my dad. He said it sounds like a scam. Then he showed me his investment portfolio, which is entirely made up of banks that charge him fees to hold his money. I just nodded.
Someone told me crypto is a solution in search of a problem. Meanwhile, my landlord just raised rent because 'the market is adjusting.' The market's always adjusting. Usually upward.
My bank sent me a push notification today. 'We're here for you.' Followed immediately by an ad for a credit card with 22% APR. The caring is palpable.