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King Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: Iâm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: Iâm 37. Iâm not old.
King Arthur: Well I canât just call you âmanâ.
Dennis: Well you could say âDennisâ.
King Arthur: I didnât know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didnât bother to find out, did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the âold womanâ, but from behind you lookedâŠ
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well, I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And howâd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If thereâs ever gonna be any progressâŠ
Peasant Woman: Dennis! Thereâs some lovely filth down here⊠Oh! How do you do?
[Dennis joins the Peasant Woman in the nearby filth patch]
King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, king of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Peasant Woman: King of the who?
King Arthur: The Britons.
Peasant Woman: Whoâre the âBritonsâ?
King Arthur: Well, we all are. Weâre all Britons, and I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Didnât know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis: Youâre fooling yourself. Weâre living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working classesâŠ
Peasant Woman: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.
Dennis: Well, thatâs what itâs all about! If only people wouldâ
King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Peasant Woman: No one lives there.
King Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Peasant Woman: We donât have a lord.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I told you, weâre an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the weekâŠ
King Arthur: YesâŠ
Dennis: âŠbut all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meetingâŠ
King Arthur: Yes I seeâŠ
Dennis: âŠby a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairsâŠ
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: âŠbut by a two thirds majority in the case of moreâŠ
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Peasant Woman: âOrderâ, eh? Who does he think he is?
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didnât vote for you.
King Arthur: You donât vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, howâd you become king, then?
[Angelic music playsâŠ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You canât expect to wield supreme executive power just âcause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, theyâd put me away!
Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, Iâm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody Peasant!
Dennis: Ooh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? Thatâs what Iâm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didnât you?
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Slugger O'Toole
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