#quotestr You will be run over by a bus.

#quotestr You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

#quotestr If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. -- Oscar Wilde

#quotestr You will be run over by a bus.

#quotestr Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

#quotestr You will step on the night soil of many countries.

#quotestr You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this message.

#quotestr The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n. -- John Milton

#quotestr Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.

#quotestr Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.

#quotestr Questionable day. Ask somebody something.

#quotestr Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.

#quotestr You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

#quotestr You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

#quotestr Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.

#quotestr You look tired.

#quotestr You will live to see your grandchildren.

#quotestr Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

#quotestr Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.) Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

#quotestr Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.