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#quotestr It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr Are you sure the back door is locked?

#quotestr English literature's performing flea. -- Sean O'Casey on P. G. Wodehouse

#quotestr Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.

#quotestr You will have long and healthy life.

#quotestr You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.

#quotestr The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr The smallest worm will turn being trodden on. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

#quotestr Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch? A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

#quotestr You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A pity that it's totally undeserved.

#quotestr I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

#quotestr Your goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)

#quotestr You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.

#quotestr Make a wish, it might come true.

#quotestr You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.

#quotestr An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

#quotestr Things past redress and now with me past care. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

#quotestr Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America? A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

#quotestr Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

#quotestr Stay away from hurricanes for a while.